Writer's Block: True Crime
yes there is a real-life murder story I am fascinated by...
my own !!!!!!!
what murder could i be more fascinated by?
true.. it has not happened yet.. but I know that there are plenty of people out there plotting away against my most unfortunate demise..
these people and creatures seek to rob the Earth of one of its greatest treasures.. me
they would deny the denzinens of Earth the joy that is.. me..
they would rob the populace of Earth the honor that it would be serve me in my despotic regime as I ruled the Earth..
yes.. it would be a travesty if these individuals and hive-minded creatures were allowed to prematurely end my exquisitenixness..
it would be truly be a horrendous crime against humanity to steal me away via death..
but..
most importantly..
it would be an act of non-fun violence against ME!!!
yadda-yadda-poor-people-of-Earth-who-are-desolute-without-me..
we can't forget the most important thing here.. which is of course me..
I don't want to die..
which is why I am going to live for ever like Adrian Paul (bonus.. I get to have my own personal Queen soundtrack playing in the background)
though it has not happened yet.. my own murder haunts my mind..
who will do it.. when will they do it.. how will they do it.. will I have on clean undies when they do it.. will they do it while I am having happy-fun time.. will they give me a chance to hike my shorts up if I am having happy-fun time..
its perplexing..
will human insurgents get me..
or will the zombie hordes?
will one of the chicks that have dreamed of killing fulfill their prophecies..
or will an alien race zot me with a laser..
will Tom zot me with a google laser?
so many ways for a Nix to die..
so many that wish for a Nix to die..
its a shame..
Nix
my own !!!!!!!
what murder could i be more fascinated by?
true.. it has not happened yet.. but I know that there are plenty of people out there plotting away against my most unfortunate demise..
these people and creatures seek to rob the Earth of one of its greatest treasures.. me
they would deny the denzinens of Earth the joy that is.. me..
they would rob the populace of Earth the honor that it would be serve me in my despotic regime as I ruled the Earth..
yes.. it would be a travesty if these individuals and hive-minded creatures were allowed to prematurely end my exquisitenixness..
it would be truly be a horrendous crime against humanity to steal me away via death..
but..
most importantly..
it would be an act of non-fun violence against ME!!!
yadda-yadda-poor-people-of-Earth-who-are-desolute-without-me..
we can't forget the most important thing here.. which is of course me..
I don't want to die..
which is why I am going to live for ever like Adrian Paul (bonus.. I get to have my own personal Queen soundtrack playing in the background)
though it has not happened yet.. my own murder haunts my mind..
who will do it.. when will they do it.. how will they do it.. will I have on clean undies when they do it.. will they do it while I am having happy-fun time.. will they give me a chance to hike my shorts up if I am having happy-fun time..
its perplexing..
will human insurgents get me..
or will the zombie hordes?
will one of the chicks that have dreamed of killing fulfill their prophecies..
or will an alien race zot me with a laser..
will Tom zot me with a google laser?
so many ways for a Nix to die..
so many that wish for a Nix to die..
its a shame..
Nix