"You had to admire the way perfectly innocent words were mugged, ravished, stripped of all true meaning and decency and the sent to walk the gutter for Reacher Gilt, although 'synergistically' had probably been a whore from the start."

god, i love pratchett.

i'm filling out an application form and i can say, with great conviction, that i would rather stab myself in the thigh with a fork. SO BORING. and the whole thing is made even worse by the fact that it's not a job i particular want to do. i mean, there are no cute animals anywhere. not on, dude. job hunting can bite me ( Read more... )

hello april, i see you've turned up again ( Read more... )

so cold ( Read more... )

i suffered my way through the most awful of cramps last night. the pain was interspersed with music and good omens, however and it occurred to me ( spn spoilers )

yesterday, during a rather impressive tantrum, eve headbutted me in the chest. hard. today i'm feeling the benefits. frigging childanyway. we've started watching stargate atlantis. so far, i like it. though i'm not overly keen on taylor. she seems a bit wooden to me. emily isn't too keen on sheppard for the same reason, but we're both in agreement ( Read more... )

i put some chicken in the sink to defrost so we can have chicken bolognese later. it's either going to be wonderful or we'll all get food poisoning ( Read more... )

it's a beautifully sunny day outside, the child is back at school after three and a half stress filled weeks off and i have time to do all the things i couldn't do before, so what am i doing? sitting in my room illegally downloading music, of course. in my defence though, i only just found out dierks bentley released a new album. and now i've ( Read more... )

( from fail blog )