Muthafuck Those Pirate Scum! (intro)

Jan 01, 2006 04:52

Oyo, I've been lurking in this community for a little while, so i guess i could do this intro post.
Um, i hate pirates... that's a given.
filthy, dirty, rum-swilling, parrotfuckers.

Through a strange twist of genetics, i am a full blooded ninja, born to pinja parents, and have a full pirate for a sister nemesis. She is the bane of my existence ( Read more... )

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ex_zarathus122 January 1 2006, 10:26:48 UTC
6'1" 110kg (you put it into imperial, I cbf), and I'm Greek, and I'm a full blooded ninja too.

We can't all be small, but that's ok, as long as the pirates are dead, it doesn't matter :)

Welcome!

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chubbyninja January 1 2006, 10:42:57 UTC
the bigger we are, the faster they fall... i'll have to get used to talking to people around the world. My first thought when you responded was "wow... this guy is up early."

silly timezones.

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ex_zarathus122 January 1 2006, 10:59:32 UTC
lol, sometimes it's hard to remember that not everyone lives where you are... and even if you do remember that... that it's *not* the same time, everywhere.

Weird.

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privateskylark January 1 2006, 14:46:48 UTC
.....I'm not going to say anything about this post. You've left so many open gaps for me to cut you down to size with.. Yet I'll be nice and go back to my rum instead.

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chubbyninja January 1 2006, 19:46:34 UTC
that's right... alcohol solves everything

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azuresorrow January 1 2006, 15:47:39 UTC
Holy crap! Stealth? Who needs Stealth? You can just STEP on the damn pirates!

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chubbyninja January 1 2006, 19:50:36 UTC
ugh... no way... i rate that close to stepping in dog shit. The difference being that at least i know where the dog shit has been.

i will, however, be happy to drop stuff on them.

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depthcharge January 1 2006, 18:04:17 UTC

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chubbyninja January 1 2006, 19:53:46 UTC
heh. heaven forbid that i follow the rules of the community.
besides, isnt "look at me!" the offical pirate motto?

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depthcharge January 2 2006, 00:25:07 UTC
Not really a rule thing, usually self respecting posters don't do it.

Nah, not just pirate. fags from both sides do it, just like now.

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tribalprincess January 2 2006, 01:47:52 UTC
Hmmm, too bad then that our mod included this on the community info page: please post an introduction message upon joining which includes your ninja/pirate ranking, location of dojo or pirate ship, and favorite ninja/pirate past time. Thanks!
Maybe not a rule per say, but still requested officially. And hey, at least he's posting _something_

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love_potion9 January 1 2006, 18:12:43 UTC
Thank God you have overcome your filthy pinja heritage.

In any case, ninja suck, you lose, etc, welcome to the community.

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chubbyninja January 1 2006, 19:59:39 UTC
yeh, it was a rough childhood.

oh, and pirates blow, ninjas win, etc, thanks for having me.

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