Muthafuck Those Pirate Scum! (intro)
Oyo, I've been lurking in this community for a little while, so i guess i could do this intro post.
Um, i hate pirates... that's a given.
filthy, dirty, rum-swilling, parrotfuckers.
Through a strange twist of genetics, i am a full blooded ninja, born to pinja parents, and have a full pirate for a sister nemesis. She is the bane of my existence.
Thank god i didnt accidentally get any of those filthy pirates genes.
I live, in a very loose sense of the word, in Richmond, VA; right in the heart of the red states... damned psychos.
BTW, Bush... total pirate. pillage and burn, pillage and burn. no honor.
A brief explanation of the chubbyninja thing... at 6'4", 330 lbs, i am not the typical tiny ninja of the asian persuasion... but it's the ninja inside that really matters... besides, there is always a use for a ninja in the battle that can throw the cannonballs right back down the gullets of those pirate swine.
Aku wa yarusan!
Um, i hate pirates... that's a given.
filthy, dirty, rum-swilling, parrotfuckers.
Through a strange twist of genetics, i am a full blooded ninja, born to pinja parents, and have a full pirate for a sister nemesis. She is the bane of my existence.
Thank god i didnt accidentally get any of those filthy pirates genes.
I live, in a very loose sense of the word, in Richmond, VA; right in the heart of the red states... damned psychos.
BTW, Bush... total pirate. pillage and burn, pillage and burn. no honor.
A brief explanation of the chubbyninja thing... at 6'4", 330 lbs, i am not the typical tiny ninja of the asian persuasion... but it's the ninja inside that really matters... besides, there is always a use for a ninja in the battle that can throw the cannonballs right back down the gullets of those pirate swine.
Aku wa yarusan!