Piraters Rule

Dec 13, 2005 09:33

Do the ninjas have a sex position called the Ninja, The pirates have one called a PIrate. Also the Pirate Flag is called the jolly Roger AKA the Happy lay

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privateskylark December 13 2005, 15:38:36 UTC
Ninjas don't have sex.

Lone wolves..blah blah blah..too fast to even notice..yadda yadda yadda..

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thelittlefield December 13 2005, 15:56:43 UTC
excuse me but female ninjas back in the day used to hide vials of poison in their vaginas!

I BELIEVE THAT IS CONSIDERED SEX.

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katrinar December 13 2005, 15:57:16 UTC
poisoned twats do not equal sex!

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thelittlefield December 13 2005, 15:59:56 UTC
oh please! any sort of insertion of the hot love is conisdered SEX!

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xxoo_dino_ooxx December 13 2005, 17:35:49 UTC
haven't seen the hundreds of ninja themed japanese sex movies such as the live action La Blue Girl

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the_cazualty December 13 2005, 20:04:46 UTC
Do pirates have prehensile penises? I think not.

Sex is way more exciting with prehensile penises.

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tribalprincess December 13 2005, 20:46:22 UTC
We don't have any one position named after us to my knowledge. But that is because we are masters of them all. It would just get old to name them _all_ after us. I mean, think how flexible we ninja must be and all the different ways that could come in rather handy. I know my man is happy I'm a ninja babe.

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Re: Pirates > Ninja's love_potion9 December 14 2005, 01:54:45 UTC
Okay? Ninja's would be all about hit and run sex. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!

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