Piraters Rule

[mr_billy]

Do the ninjas have a sex position called the Ninja, The pirates have one called a PIrate. Also the Pirate Flag is called the jolly Roger AKA the Happy lay

Comments

[privateskylark]

Ninjas don't have sex.

Lone wolves..blah blah blah..too fast to even notice..yadda yadda yadda..

[thelittlefield]

excuse me but female ninjas back in the day used to hide vials of poison in their vaginas!

I BELIEVE THAT IS CONSIDERED SEX.

[katrinar]

poisoned twats do not equal sex!

[thelittlefield]

oh please! any sort of insertion of the hot love is conisdered SEX!

[katrinar]

you've obviously never seen/inserted into a poisoned twat!

[thelittlefield]

oh please! I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY AND I INSERT IT INTO POISONOUS FANNIES

[katrinar]

hahaha

[love_potion9]

So inserting a tampon could be considered sex?

[thelittlefield]

TAMPONS ARENT DANGEROUS. only when frozen!

[love_potion9]

Or englufed in flames. Have you ever tried to insert a firey tampon?

Don't ever play truth or dare with drunken pirate wenches. Nothing is sacred.

[love_potion9]

Poisoned twats equal yeast infections!

Stupid chick ninjas.

[thelittlefield]

oh please! this coming from a pirate! they're about as dirty as they come ;)

[love_potion9]

You say dirty like it's a bad thing.

[thelittlefield]

pirates have the entire crustacean family in their fannies!

Re: Corsair cunt > Ninja Nookie.

[thelittlefield]

im sure it has to do with marine life helping each other out, you know picking barnacles of DONGS DA-DONG DONG DONGS.