I won't be making any repulsive half breed pinja babies!
poisonlipgloss87: Dustin I have a very important question for you.
poisonlipgloss87: And I swear to God you better answer this right.
My hot sexy pirate boyfriend: Okay....
poisonlipgloss87: Ok.
poisonlipgloss87: Who would win in a fight?
poisonlipgloss87: Ninjas?
poisonlipgloss87: or Pirates?
poisonlipgloss87: Think before you answer
poisonlipgloss87: This is an important question.
My hot sexy pirate boyfriend: Okay.
My hot sexy pirate boyfriend: Let me think.
poisonlipgloss87: Ok.
poisonlipgloss87: But hurry.
My hot sexy pirate boyfriend: Pirates!
poisonlipgloss87: Why?
poisonlipgloss87: What makes them better than Ninjas?
My hot sexy pirate boyfriend: Because. Pirates have boats and swords and ultimately kick more ass than ninjas. Ninjas believe in honor and pirates beleive all is fair in love and war, which is why they rape so many women. Plus, Maddox is a pirate.
poisonlipgloss87: Dustin I love fucking you.
poisonlipgloss87: I mean I FUCKING LOVE you
poisonlipgloss87: FUCKING LOVE
poisonlipgloss87: Oh God.
My hot sexy pirate boyfriend: Hahahaha.
My hot sexy pirate boyfriend: I love fucking you too.
My hot sexy pirate boyfriend: I mean... fucking you.
My hot sexy pirate boyfriend: I mean... loving you.
My hot sexy pirate boyfriend: Damn.
poisonlipgloss87: LOLOLOL!
poisonlipgloss87: Anyway, good job.
poisonlipgloss87: It would have been over if you had said Ninjas.
poisonlipgloss87: I can't be courting a ninja, you know.
My hot sexy pirate boyfriend: Hahaha.
My hot sexy pirate boyfriend: Arrrg!
poisonlipgloss87: Yay I love you
He sure does make love like a pirate. Hot, hard, and fast. A pirate's life for me...