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Ninjas are badass, stealthy, AND sexy
Plus one of the most kickass movies ever had the lead character using skills of the ninja
being drunk, losing limbs, and getting scurvy is not hardcore. Chopping your opponents to tiny pieces with the combined forces of your wits, body, and sword is hardcore. Ninjas, like everything else, have different breeds among them. I'm no pinja, but I'm a fucking rebelious ninja out for the sheer delight of seeing my enemies suffer. I'm not in it to "bang wenches (well.... im a girl so pirates?)" or steal gold, I'm a ninja because I just enjoy fucking people up and being awesome. The best part about being a ninja is that I can be quiet and i can be quiet and innocent-looking during the day, but by night once my mask is on and my sword fastened I'm deadly.