shits & giggles
the current memo has now been brought to my desk by my lovely secretary Jane. "Thank you, Jane..." such a lovely lady. so lovely that i might fornicate with her. does this anger some of you? that i am a successful C.E.O., i have a beautiful expecting wife (Doris), i have a million friends, and i can still throw Jane on my desk and fuck her til she sees stars!!! does it bother you that i can fuck jane over and over again and not have a conscience in the world for it. god i love my life!
about the memo, i found out that it is now cool to "hate on" people. making jokes on the expence of others is rude. and maybe i'm not "up with the times" but i always thought being rude to people is not cool. but who am i to talk? i'm fucking jane, but at least i'm not rude to her!
so because i am the C.E.O. i will reject this memo and fire every single one of you that partook in the memo. sooooo..... YOU are Fired. i will not say it like that bastard Donald Trump. why you ask? because i hate you and i hate him! you asshole!
Danm it! Jane come here and give me oral pleasure!
Sincerely,
Daniel Stanly Hendersen
about the memo, i found out that it is now cool to "hate on" people. making jokes on the expence of others is rude. and maybe i'm not "up with the times" but i always thought being rude to people is not cool. but who am i to talk? i'm fucking jane, but at least i'm not rude to her!
so because i am the C.E.O. i will reject this memo and fire every single one of you that partook in the memo. sooooo..... YOU are Fired. i will not say it like that bastard Donald Trump. why you ask? because i hate you and i hate him! you asshole!
Danm it! Jane come here and give me oral pleasure!
Sincerely,
Daniel Stanly Hendersen