you are a different kind of hurt
Dear Toothache,
I don't find many things painful. I've had a decade of experience when it comes to dealing with pain. In fact, I often submit myself to things that are painful. My Sensei once explained that this is because I am a masochist. He told me this when I was just eleven. Therefore, you are no match for the twenty-three year old me.
You are no comparison to karate-trained fists, a paddle, doing 2847293857934 pushups, 23483747 situps and the like. But please don't bother me when I am eating because I find myself pained by this most of all.
I don't find many things painful. I've had a decade of experience when it comes to dealing with pain. In fact, I often submit myself to things that are painful. My Sensei once explained that this is because I am a masochist. He told me this when I was just eleven. Therefore, you are no match for the twenty-three year old me.
You are no comparison to karate-trained fists, a paddle, doing 2847293857934 pushups, 23483747 situps and the like. But please don't bother me when I am eating because I find myself pained by this most of all.