Random snippets of ST XI

[ninjaboots]

So I offered ladyblahblah ridiculous snippets of fics I am not writing, and she accepted. These are those snippets, and please keep in mind the ridiculous part, because they were written very quickly indeed, and they are very silly.

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Comments

[ladyblahblah]

Okay, so I already spazzed all over you about this, but FOR REAL THE BUDDY COP SNIPPET IS THE GREATEST THING EVER EVER EVER. ONE DAY YOU SHALL WRITE THIS, YES. IT IS MY NEW MISSION IN LIFE TO SEE IT HAPPEN. AND SINCE I'M WRITING IT OUT HERE, I'LL REMEMBER EVEN AFTER THE VODKA HAS LEFT MY SYSTEM.

[ninjaboots]

The buddy cop snippet is FULL OF MADNESS. Jim and Spock are the departmental crazies and Pike's the Chief of Police, you already know what's Scotty's doing, and Chekov runs around alternating between being a scary boy-genius who's determined to get into Quantico at seventeen and sighing at a mysterious figure named Sulu who everyone knows has shady connections everywhere and knows far too much about local crime, but no one can prove anything! IT'S INSANE. Kirk has some unexplained connection to Sulu too.

[ladyblahblah]

I. WILL NOT. REST.

I AM NOT ABOVE HOLDING FIC HOSTAGE. JUST SO YOU KNOW. I PLAY DIRTY LIKE THAT.

[ninjaboots]

WHAT. WHAT, THAT'S NOT FAIR. YOU HAVE LEGIONS OF READERS WHO SLAVER FOR YOUR FICCERY, AND YOU WOULD WITHHOLD THE BOUNTY FROM THEM? YOU ARE CRUEL, MADAM, CRUEL!

[ladyblahblah]

OMG I just read these again and you will be pleased to note that THEY ARE JUST AS AMAZING WHEN I'M SOBER!

[ninjaboots]

I am partially pleased and partially wary. Because I really, really did not expect your reaction to my take on the buddy cop cliche, lol.

[lowcutjeans]

This needs more!

"and bound in a rather professional manner with what appears to be red ribbon."
Proffesional manner! My imagination is going wild right now...

[ninjaboots]

Hee! I'm glad you enjoyed--sadly, Kirk got very drunk the previous night with most of the senior crew, and he doesn't know how he got there either.

[lowcutjeans]

how sad...
Now you will have to write the party, and how they took pictures, and who had a red ribbon,and why.
Of course, Spock would let him tied until he´s done with whatever thing he´s doing. Perhaps he will be kind and cover him with a blanket, and Kirk, gagged, would be mkjlngghthhgblankethawtno!!!, because Spock´s quarters are hot, and he doesn´t want a blanket. He will sweat to death.

[rae1013]

OMG! Flails like a flaily thing! I have the strongest urge to serenade you with 'The Heat is on' or maybe 'It's Probably Me'. Oh, it's so hard to decide.

This is glorious. A masterpiece. You must write epic, epic chapters for this. *chin hands*

What the hell.

The heat is -bump, bump, bump, bump, bump- ON!

[ninjaboots]

YOUR DELIGHT DELIGHTS ME.

I would be blushing at your assertions of glory, but I'm too busy trying not to head-bop along with a song I have not heard in years but will likely be stuck in my head for the next forever and half.

(Now I'm seeing this Jim rocking out to it alone in his apartment when there's nobody around, as a guilty pleasure. For some reason, he's wearing only boxer briefs. O.o)

[rae1013]

Okay, now I'm totally seeing Jim as Tom Cruise in Risky Business shaking his cute little bubble butt to Glenn Fry. *love grows by leaps and bounds*

[illariy]

Following your recent linking around. :D

Hehe, this was very amusing! I had to giggle at Pike giving in to the Coffee Of Heaven. Kirk's people skills at their finest. *ambles on to next snippet*

[ninjaboots]

Jim is a brat and a pain to work with, and he's just lucky that Pike is the Chief in his precinct or he'd probably have gotten himself killed ages ago.

He does give Pike lots of grey hairs, though. The least he can do is provide coffee.