Lost Valentines
This is the type of Valentines card I'd like to receive.. except I don't really do Valentines.
I grumpily warn my fella not to acknowledge it in any way, shape or form.
He nervously gave me a cupcake from Queen Of Tarts with a love heart on top. I gave into my hatred of Valentines commercialism because it looked so tasty.
I then skipped to Marks N Sparks, with butterflies floating by side and purchased their soppy valentines slop for dinner. Why are they trying to flog so much paté? There is nothing romantic about paté, is there? Yet the shop is covered in it.
Anyway, I love how I'm being so anti-valentines cos I have a fella. I really shouldn't look his gift horse in the mouth, If I was single, I'd be moaning & whining about not getting any cards.
Right, time to go sprinkle the toilet seat with rose pettles.
xxx