Top Ground Gear Force!
The Top Gear team recreate Ground Force...
What I've learned: You only need one tool to garden with... A shotgun. After all, using a shotgun means you don't have to bend over and get your nails dirty. (James replied: "I'd rather he had a hammer...)
"Do you have any Gorgonzola?"
"Gorgonzola? I'll go check" [wanders off]
"I didn't mean Gorgonzola. That's a cheese... [shouts out] Bougainvillea! I meant Bougainvillea!"
"There's no point paying for daffodils. I can go nick those from a round about."
I've been sent to get plants. But, I don't know. Other than Gorgonzola. Oh, what's it called? Other than gonorrhea... Got any syphilis?"
"Greenhouses! You can use them for growing things like apples, and meat, and eggs. Stuff like that."
"You can't prune a tree with a shotgun."
"Yes, you can."
About the barbecue: "I've put some thought into this. I haven't use coals, which use energy to light, and give you semolina. I've used jet engines." And, then, chicken goes flying off of the 'rotisserie'... I'm laughing so hard, I'm biting my hand so I don't wake Ith up...
"Don't hide behind me!"
"I can hide behind anybody!"
"Do you think he's going to come out of the house again?"
"And kill us? Yes."
"Steve really was incandescent. So, Jeremy volunteered to be Harry Kissinger."
The poor garden shed! It's been shot, demolished, blown up, destroyed by falling rugby posts, and caught on fire by jet engines!
What I've learned: You only need one tool to garden with... A shotgun. After all, using a shotgun means you don't have to bend over and get your nails dirty. (James replied: "I'd rather he had a hammer...)
"Do you have any Gorgonzola?"
"Gorgonzola? I'll go check" [wanders off]
"I didn't mean Gorgonzola. That's a cheese... [shouts out] Bougainvillea! I meant Bougainvillea!"
"There's no point paying for daffodils. I can go nick those from a round about."
I've been sent to get plants. But, I don't know. Other than Gorgonzola. Oh, what's it called? Other than gonorrhea... Got any syphilis?"
"Greenhouses! You can use them for growing things like apples, and meat, and eggs. Stuff like that."
"You can't prune a tree with a shotgun."
"Yes, you can."
About the barbecue: "I've put some thought into this. I haven't use coals, which use energy to light, and give you semolina. I've used jet engines." And, then, chicken goes flying off of the 'rotisserie'... I'm laughing so hard, I'm biting my hand so I don't wake Ith up...
"Don't hide behind me!"
"I can hide behind anybody!"
"Do you think he's going to come out of the house again?"
"And kill us? Yes."
"Steve really was incandescent. So, Jeremy volunteered to be Harry Kissinger."
The poor garden shed! It's been shot, demolished, blown up, destroyed by falling rugby posts, and caught on fire by jet engines!