Dear Santa Letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I bought porn for okina_oniwaban (-10 points). Last Wednesday I set kama_okama's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I put money in tanuki_musume's expired parking meter (14 points). In November aaerdan and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-152 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Ninja_Susumu
Hmm... somehow I don't think my letter turned out right.
((OMG! XD I died laughing when I read this!))