Well, it all started with Randi talking about a movie we had borrowed from the library. She gave me the option to renew it or take it back to the library. "Or," she said, "we could get eagles, and we could train them to cook meatballs, then we wouldn't have to worry about libraries ( Read more... )

This is a bulletin from the bureau of VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!!!! Randi is a very silly girl when she is lacking in sleep ... as well as when she's awake ... and asleep ... and - well, yeah. Anyway, now you have been informed ... ass-hat!

bucket-face!!!

*scampers off to steal plants from the post office whilst Randi distracts that wench

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulninja_pchan goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as ninja pirate.aisha_clan_clan tricks you! You get a scratched CD.aquagia gives you 1 dark blue banana-flavoured gummy bats.athena625 gives you 16 white orange-flavoured gummy worms.blackbird_xiii tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!captmurphy tricks you! You get a ( Read more... )

Oh man, have I been a productive boy today ( Read more... )

*stops eating peanut butter M&Ms to empty sugar taste out of mouth so there can be drinking of mountain dew - gets bored while waiting and eats M&Ms ... random cursing*

^^

Ketchup is very obedient. For example: when you turn the ketchup bottle upside down with the intent that it will flow faster for your freshly grilled burger, hotdog, etc; it will. All over everything, and won't stop, no matter how many times you tell it to.

Keny

Here's my useful nugget of information for today:

"Never get into a fight with somebody who has a permanent marker, because, no matter what, you will lose."

That's all for now.

^.^
Keny

I've recently discovered that the truest secret to happiness is getting presents for friends. Especially when you know they are going to love it. Maybe I'll just stop buying stuff for myself all together just so I can get more stuff for other people. Well, ok - that's just crazy, but still *lol* For example, I probably would get an X-Box for ( Read more... )

Wow, its windy out this morning. I was listening to the news and they were talking about power outages and closed schools and down power lines. It's pretty nasty out there I guess. Not as bad as the 4th of July last year with that big storm we had. Also not bad enough to keep me from going to get my check lol. The only bad thing is that I had ( Read more... )