DOLLARS ROMANCE PT. 3
DOLLARS ROMANCE PART 3
STARING AKRI AS THE SHOTA PRINCE
AND EVERYONE ELSE as HAHAHA
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Queezle made a soft mewling noise, a gratifying response to the smirking Genesis.
"Bondage time already? Hmm~"
"S-stop! My colourbones are...hngg..."
Throwing back his head, Queezle stifled a whorey moan. If Rei-chan were to find them...!
"Let's give those nimble fingers of yours exercise~"
Yumina watched the pair boredly from her magenta corner. "Fuck this shit," she muttered as she gave the Ryoki kitten another pat. Ryoki purred and procceeded to make funny muffled noises into her lap, suspiciously sounding like "MMHMMPORNWITHAKRIMMMMMM."
"Yumina! Yumi~!" Akri waltzed onto the chat - attempted to waltz at least, her footing was off - looking like the shota prince she/he/it was.
AND IT'S HERE WHERE CAPS REIGNS SUPREME. THIS IS TO SHOW THE READER WHERE SHIT HIT THE METAPHORICAL FAN, AKA WHERE CELTY'S COOKING HIT SHIZUO'S FACE.
"BITCH WHERE'S MY TEA?"
"M-MAI LORDU!" YUMINA GOT UP LIKE A FAST MUDDA-SOMETHING, SENDING RYOKI TUMBLING A HISSING CURSES. NO WORRIES, QUEEZLE LANDED SAFELY IN QUEEZLE'S J-CUP.
THE SHOTA PRINCE GAVE YUMINA A SWIFT KICK IN THE SHIN, AND CLIMBED ABROAD THE YU-YU EXPRESS, AS A SNAPPING NOT SNAPPING SNAPPING NOT SNAPPING PHONES LOOKED ON.
GENESIS GOT MAD JEALOUS OF PHONES MAD SNAPPING/NOT-SNAPPING SKILLZ. HE PAWNCHED QUEEZLE SQUARE IN THE THROAT, DROP-KICKED KYO, AND MADE HIS WAY TO THE MOTOROLA UKE.
THE TWO HAD A BITCH FIGHT. THE DETAILS WERE YAWNED AT, BECAUSE ANON IS A LAZY ANON WHO HASN'T THE TIME TO SCROLL THE BLOODY CHAT. THAT IS THE DOLLARS WAY.
QUEEZLE INTERFERED AT SOME POINT, BUT GENESIS' JIZZ GOT IN HIS EYES AT SOME POINT.
MEANWHILE KYO WAS BEING A TSUNDERE IN AKRI'S BOX. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
DSP'S DUCK ARMY FLEW ABOVE THE TROUBLESOME GANG, HEADING BACK TO DUPER SUPER POOPER HEADQUARTERS. HIKA GLANCED UP FROM HER INTENSE LURKING THEN WENT BACK AT IT WITH VIGOR. OH YEAH HIKA, WORK THAT LURKING. ANON'S PUSSY SOUL TRIED TO JOIN THE DUCKS, BUT AFTER REALIZING THEY WERE ALL BLONDE GIRLS IN DISGUISE, SLUMPED PITIFULLY BACK ON THE FLOOR.
"I'M FRAGILE DAMMIT!" BARKED A PISSY AKRI, LOOKING DOWN WITH A SHOTATASTIC GLARE AT HIS/HER/ITS BUTLER YUMINA. "CAREFUL!"
"DON'T MAKE ME GO GOOSH GOOSH ON YOU," MUTTERED THE PIGTAILED BUTLER, ATTEMPTING TO RUN AND PROVIDE LUXURY AT THE SAME TIME.
YUMINA JUMPED OVER A PASSED-OUT STEVIE WITH EASE, AND PICKED UP THE PACE AS SHE NEARED HAVEN.
BUT THEN!
A WILD CANON APPEARED, BRANDISHING A SOGRAN BRICK LIKE A CRAZY BITCH.
THE TWO GIRLS SQUEALED AND NEARLY FELL OVER. FORTUNATELY, YUMINA WAS TRAINED IN THE ART OF THE REI-CHAN.
"NINJA ART! GURO KITCHEN KNIFE JUTSU!"
KITCHEN KNIFE WAS HIGHLY EFFECTIVE. CANON'S CIVILITY DROPPED TO ZERO. YOU GAINED 69 EXP!
AKRI SAVED THE H-GAME JUST LIKE SENKONO SHOWED HER.
THE SOGRAN BRICK FELL TO THE GROUND, BUT NOT BEFORE FORKING PHONE'S SOUL. YAY. PHONES KAYED FOR A WHILE, THEN JOINED THE YAOI DUO'S JOURNEY TO HAVEN.
"FASTER!" URGED AKRI, NUDGING THE CRAP OUT OF YUMINA'S COLLARBONES.
JOU TRIED TO STOP THE TRIO WITH A STRIPTEASE BUT ENDED MISERABLY BECAUSE THE CAKE WAS A LIE.
GENESIS FUCKED THE CAKE. EVERYONE WATCHED EXCEPT HIKA. SHE WAS TOO BUSY "TRUST ME TRUST ME I REALLY WANNA BE WITH YOU"-ING. AKRI DREW THE SCENE LIKE A BOSS.
SOGRAN WAS LOST. THE WRITER LAUGHS AT YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
"WE'RE HERE!" ANNOUNCED THE SHOTA PRINCE, STEPPING OFF HER/HIS/ITS MAGENTA STEED. "ABOUT TIME TOO."
BUT THEN!
"SURPRISE SHOTA ATTACK!"
EVERYONE BLANCHED AS STEVIE APPEARED. PHONES TRIED TO SKEDADDLE BUT ENDED UP GETTING MARRIED TO THE FUCKING NURSE FOR THE 30TH TIME.
"NINJA ART: STEVIE'S FACEBOOK JUTSU!" YELLED OUT A SUDDENLY BRAWNY YUMINA, HER MUSCLES RIPPLING LIKE THE WAVES IN AKRI'S COLOURLESS KINGDOM. HIKA THREW POPCORN AND THE FUJIOSHIS WENT WILD. YUMI WAS SO MANRY SHE BECAME A MAN TRUFAX.
BUT THEN!
"GEEEN-EEEE-SISSS!"
REI-CHAN PULLED A SURPRISE SHIZUO ON AN UNEXPECTING GENESIS, PULLING HIM OUT FROM UNDER AKRI'S NON-EXISTENT SKIRT. PHONES THREW HIMSELF OVER THE "BLOODY GIRL WITH A KNIFE *INSERT DESCRIPTION HERE*" BUT ENDED UP GETTING GENESIS AND REI-CHAN MARRIED. YEAH, PHONES HAS MAD MATRIMONY SKILLS. REI-CHAN CUT OFF QUEEZLE'S DICK A FEW DAYS LATER FOR THE HELL OF IT. THE WEDDED COUPLE KEEP QUEEZLE'S DICK ON A MANTLE ATOP THE FIREPLACE. LOOKS PRETTY NICE MAN.
CANON WAS CONFUSED. THE PLOT GAVE HIM THE FINGER AND IMPLODED.
"YOUNG MASTER, I HAVE A LESBO MAN CONFESSION," CONFESSED YUMINA LOOKING AT HER CHARGE WITH BLAZING EMOTION. "I TOTALLY WANNA BE THE SEBASTIAN TO YOUR CIEL."
"OH YUMINA," FLUTTERED AKRI, PULLING OUT A HANKERCHIEF SHE NICKED FROM AGENT MANIFESTO (ALONG WITH A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF POT), "I HAD NO IDEA~"
RYOKI AND KYO GOT HIGH BEHIND THE NOW PASSIONATELY KISSING YAOI/YURI/HENTAI COUPLE. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS THE YOUNG MASTER'S BEDTIME, SEXTIME WAS WAY MORE IMPORTANT.
RYO NUZZLED KYO'S NECK, MAKING BREATHY NOISES THAT DROVE THE HIGH-AS-A-KITE HEADPHONED GUY WILD. "WANT ME TO TELL YOUR FORTUNE? I SEE GETTING SCREWED BY A CATGOD IN IT MPHMMM..."
"A-AHHHH, RYOKI UNGGG! TOO ROUGH!"
"LUBE'S NOT A LUCKY ITEM KYO~"
AS RYO AND KYO MADE NYONYONYO, THE CHAT CLEARED ITS THROAT.
"GUEST IS NOW ONLINE! GUEST IS NOW ONLINE! GUEST IS NOW ONLINE! GUEST IS NOW ONLINE! GUEST IS NOW ONLINE! GUEST IS NOW ONLINE! GUEST IS NOW ONLINE! GUEST IS NOW ONLINE! GUEST IS NOW ONLINE!"
ANON GOT IN POSITION. THINGS WENT DOWN. AND ALL YOU BITCHES CAME.