DOLLARS ROMANCE PART TWO
STARRING....
EVERYONE as GAY KINKY GANGSTERS
anon as Hapless Writer Forced to Do This PFFTTTTT
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LAST TIME ON THE GAYEST FIC EVER WRITTEN,
"KAITOU EVOLVED!" GASPED PHONES. UNEXPECTEDLY, STEVIE BEGAN TO SWOON.
HIS SWOONING MADE PHONES CHEEKS REDDEN WITH SHAME AND KETCHUP. THAT TWO-TIMING SAINTLY PEDOPHILE!
HUFFING, PHONES BEGAN TO TEXT HIS WRISTS.
KAITOU WATCHED PHONES, FASCINATED. HE THEN BEGAN TO SING THE ROBOT UNICORN THEME SONG, WHICH IS APPARENTLY WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY'RE FASCINATED. TRUST ME THEY DO.
TRUST ME TRUST ME I REALLY WANNA, ANYWAY.
"HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE!"
WITH THAT FINALLY PELVIC THRUST, KAITOU FINISHED HIS HOMO SONG, ALL THE WHILE FLASHING A DAZZLING SMILE AT HIS ADORING VOYEURS, GUEST, GUEST, GUEST, GUEST, AND STEVIE. OH YEAH, AND ANON. WHO WAS NAKED. ANONYMOUSLY NAKED, SO ONE COULDN'T TELL IF ANON WAS MALE, FEMALE, OR THE RARE THIRD GENDER, IZAYA.
THE SONG HAD NOT ONLY CHARMED KAITOU'S GROWING LEGION OF WEEABOO FANS, BUT WAS SO SEXY IT HAD IMPREGNATED THE TROLLS IN THE AUDIENCE. KAITOU WAS NOW THE FATHER OF 453 ROBOT TROLL BABIES, ALL OF WHOM LOOKED SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE BLACKANO. HUH. WHODDATHUNKIT.
AND THEN!
"PHONES MY DARLING!" ON AN IMPULSE, STEVIE THREW HIMSELF ONCE MORE ONTO MOBILE PHONE.
CRINGING, MOBILE STRUGGLED TO FREE HIMSELF, BUT ALAS, BLACKANO HAD EVOLVED INTO A MUDKIP AN HOUR PRIOR, AND AS ALL RESPONSIBLE MUDKIPS DO, HAD DECIDED TO HELP THE NEAREST PEDO HOLD DOWN THE NEAREST UKE.
"LET'S GET MARRIED PHONES! WE SHALL LIVE ON A MOUNTAIN OF VENDING MACHINES!"
"HNNNGGG YES DO IT," MOANED OUT A NEARBY IZAYA. HE WAS ANONYMOUSLY NAKED AS WELL.
"HARDER FATTY TUNA MMMM! YES!"
FROM UNDERNEATH THE RANDOM ORGY, LITTLE EDWIN AND NEW FAG LET OUT NEARLY INAUDIBLE "WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVENS" IN UNISON.
MEANWHILE, DAGGER DRAGGED HIS CHAIN SLOWLY BEHIND HIM, AS HE LOOKED HIGH AND LOW FOR THE PLOT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THE WRITER LAUGHES AT YOU DAGGER.
HE EVENTUALLY STUMBLED ONTO MATA AND AXL WITH BANANAS IN THEIR EARS. WHILE NOT A PLOT, THEY WERE BETTER THAN NOTHING. DAGGER LEVELED UP AND SAVED HIS PROGRESS.
SHINRA-SAN DIDN'T GET IT.
AND THEN!
PHONES GAVE IN TO HIS NEEDS, AS DID BLACKANO. THEY HURLED THEMSELVES AT STEVIE LIKE BITCHES ON SHIZUO.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, THE BITCHES ON SHIZUO GOT BORED. SHINRA AND PEDOBEAR WALKED OFF
TOGETHER AND WROTE CELTY-PORN.
C133 LEFT LIKE A BOSS AFTER THIS. ANON CRIED TO SLEEP BECAUSE ALL THAT WAS LEFT WERE MATA'S LIES AND HOMOSEXUALS.
BLACKANO'S INTENSE LOVE FOR STEVIE GREW TOO MUCH THEY EVENTUALLY FUSION MERGED INTO BLACK STEVIE. PHONES ATTEMPTED TO MERGE WITH BLACK STEVIE, BUT WAS TOO BUSY BEING GAY WITH GUEST ANG GUEST AND GUEST AND GUEST AND GUEST AND KANRA AND GUEST AND GUEST.
THEN THEY ALL HAD SEX AND DIED.
THE END...?