Master Fic List
Everything I've written for Glee and now Criminal Minds as well, in alphabetical order. I'm also on AO3 and FF.N
Last updated: 3/14/15
Glee
5 Times Blaine was Slushied
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: spec for season 3
Pairings/Characters: Kurt/Blaine, ensemble
Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fluff
Word Count: 2k
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin.
Baby, It’s Cold Outside (but not cold enough to wear that)
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: through Special Education
Pairings/Characters: Kurt/Blaine, Warblers
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 1,732
Summary: Blaine's favorite party of the year is the annual ugly Christmas sweater party.
Belly Up
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Original Songs
Pairings/Characters: Kurt/Blaine, Warblers
Word Count: 1,300
Summary: In which Blaine just isn’t sure he can love someone who wants to play bouncy ball with frog eyeballs.
Don’t Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Set after A Very Glee Christmas
Pairings/Characters: Kurt/Blaine, ensemble
Word Count: 4,294
Summary: Kurt just walked into a door. Really. Why won’t anyone believe him?
Earning the Right to My Silence
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: through Furt
Pairings/Characters: Karofsky, Azimio, Kurt, Finn
Warnings: bullying, homophobia, panic attack
Word Count: 1,776
Summary: There’s a line you don’t cross, even when you’re the one putting people in their place. Azimio’s not sure when Dave stepped over it.
I Don't Know How This Started, So I Won't Know When It's Done
Rating: R
Spoilers: up to Silly Love Songs
Pairings/Characters: Kurt, Finn, Hudmels
Warnings: non-con, violence, minor character death
Word Count: 18k
Summary: Kurt can't remember where he's been for the last three weeks. There's probably a good reason for that.
Just a Little Late
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: AU halfway through Furt
Pairings/Characters: Kurt/Blaine
Warnings: fighting, bullying, suggestions of ongoing assault but nothing graphic
Word Count: 5,800
Summary: Blaine would help Kurt, if he could just figure out how.
Manning Up
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Through Furt
Pairings/Characters: Kurt, Finn, Karofsky
Word Count: 1,281
Summary: "That's not a closeted guy hitting on you. That's sexual harassment."
News Cycle
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Through The Quarterback
Pairings/Characters: Kurt, Santana
Word Count: 500
Summary: The 24-hour news cycle doesn't allow time for grief.
Nobody's Business
Rating: PG
Spoilers: A Very Glee Christmas
Warnings: discussion of domestic abuse
Pairings/Characters: Kurt, Finn
Word Count: 890
Summary: If Finn is calling to whine about Rachel and Santana again, Kurt might have to actually use his homework as an excuse to hang up. Trying to make sense of the Byzantine and Ottoman Empires is more fun than listening to that, even if he has had “Istanbul (Not Constantinople)” stuck in his head for a week.
Sparkle
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Through Brittany/Britney
Pairings/Characters: Kurt, Figgins, ensemble
Word Count: 1,852
Summary: Kurt has the perfect plan to get back at Principal Figgins for telling him what not to wear.
The Boys All Love To Stare
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Through Never Been Kissed, based on rumors about upcoming episodes
Pairings/Characters: pre-Kurt/Blaine, Wes, David
Word Count: 1,130
Summary: In which Kurt realizes that Blaine has a cheerleader fetish.
The Devil You Don't Know
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Kurt/Spike
Warnings: vague dub-con, bloodplay, vampires
Word Count: 1,100
Summary: Kurt makes mistakes when he's drunk. This one might actually kill him. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover.)
The Way We Communicate
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: These all take place during or after Furt
Pairings/Characters: Kurt/Blaine, Finn/Rachel, Burt/Carole, vague Brittany/Santana, ensemble
Warnings: (by drabble) 1: non-graphic discussion of rape; 3: bullying; 7: discussion of suicide
Word Count: 3,598
Summary: Ten unconnected drabbles based on the random song meme that’s been going around. Featuring (among others): SugarDaddy!Blaine; Burt, Carole, and a not-so-empty astronomy classroom; questions that shouldn't be asked; Santana sneaking out; and Cheerio!Kurt.
Tweety
Rating: PG
Spoilers: through Special Education
Pairings/Characters: Kurt, Finn, Burt, Carole, Pavarotti, vague Kurt/Blaine
Warnings: dead birds
Word Count: 1,385
Summary: Kurt and Finn aren't allowed to have pets. Also, this is pure crack.
Ultra Clutch
Rating: PG
Spoilers: season 3, after Blaine has transferred to McKinley
Pairings/Characters: Kurt/Blaine
Word Count: 600
Summary: Blaine just wanted to give Kurt a hug.
WIPs:
Untitled Angst Meme Fic: David Karofsky transfers to Dalton Academy. Unfortunately for Kurt, transferring out isn't really an option, considering that his parents had paid the non-refundable tuition only the week before. What's worse, Karofsky has become very buddy-buddy with the Warblers, who think he's a great guy. He's closest with the Warbler Council, and treats Kurt like an old friend when he's around them. When they're alone, however, it's a different story. It's kind of difficult when you're already considered an attention-seeker in a group to suddenly accuse the seemingly genuinely kind new kid of making your life a living hell.
Criminal Minds
The Forgetting Curve
Rating: PG
Spoilers: through 4.7
Pairings/Characters: Reid
Warnings: really awful research
Word Count: 1,100
Summary: Spencer Reid has an eidetic memory. That doesn’t mean he remembers everything. (Character study, sort of.)
Checkmate
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: an AU of Memorium, familiarity with that episode is best
Warnings: themes of mental illness and child abuse, nothing explicit
Pairings/Characters: Spencer Reid - age 4, Diana Reid, William Reid
Word Count: 3,670
Summary: "You can't talk to strangers," Mom tells him. Her knuckles are white from gripping the steering wheel so hard. "I've told you before. You can't do that."
She never said that, actually. Spencer talks to strangers all the time. Adults are easier to talk to than other children because they usually understand what he's talking about. Adults think he's bright and precocious. Other kids just think he's weird.
Drabbles and Comment Fic
Fullmetal Alchemist
Roy/Ed - Chili
Glee
Burt/Carole - Anniversary
Mike/Puck - Anything (Anything turns out to mean bondage and threesomes.)
Kurt/Blaine
Six Flags
On a maybe-date with Finn as an awkward third wheel
Noses
Dollhouse AU. Blaine is perfect and made to be exactly what Kurt needs at any moment.
First Christmas at college.
Blaine helping Kurt out with his math/science/whatever homework.
Broadway.
Blaine uses a corset to help with his posture. Cue erotic asphyxiation.
Wedding. Burt is proud. Finn is adorably dumb.
Based on Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses.
Future!fic, puppies/dogs.
Masquerade party. Do want shenanigans.
Kurt's tiara collection.
Gift-shopping for Pavarotti's Christmas present.
Blaine visits Kurt's house over the holidays, surprising him. He brings his Harry Potter cookbook and all six released movies.
Warblers + hegemony.
Sue's war against curly haired men and hair gel.
Reading fortune cookies.
Actually WRITE a one-sentence fic, anything goes. ♥
Tentacle Sex.