“Oh, they’re lovely,” Carole said, peering closely at the tiny petals of the origami orchids. “I can’t believe they’re made of paper.”
“At least this way they won’t die, right?” Burt grinned.
Carole nodded. “Where did you find them?”
“Um, I asked the boys what they thought you might like,” he admitted.
“They both came up with paper orchids?” she asked with a smirk.
“Well, Finn wanted to get you a Wii, but Kurt said that first anniversary gifts had to be paper so…”
Carole laughed. “Open yours."
Burt tore the wrapping paper off and stared at the package in his hand, eyes wide and face getting redder by the second. He finally managed to ask, “Are these-“
“Origami sex dice!” Carole nodded. “It’s so funny we both got each other origami.”
I have this total image of her being quite cheerfully shameless about sex: she likes it! It's fun! Let's do it! While Burt totally blushes and whatnot, 'cause he's had quite the dry stretch.
Now I totally want to read a story where she sees how embarrassed Burt can get, decides that this must mean that he never gave Kurt The Talk, and proceeds to do so herself. With, like, finger puppets and explicit references.
(You would think she would have done so with Finn and he thus wouldn't have bought the hot tub story, but it is Finn. Maybe he zoned out while she was talking and thought about nachos.)
SORRY. I MEAN:
Burt/Carole, anniversary
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“Oh, they’re lovely,” Carole said, peering closely at the tiny petals of the origami orchids. “I can’t believe they’re made of paper.”
“At least this way they won’t die, right?” Burt grinned.
Carole nodded. “Where did you find them?”
“Um, I asked the boys what they thought you might like,” he admitted.
“They both came up with paper orchids?” she asked with a smirk.
“Well, Finn wanted to get you a Wii, but Kurt said that first anniversary gifts had to be paper so…”
Carole laughed. “Open yours."
Burt tore the wrapping paper off and stared at the package in his hand, eyes wide and face getting redder by the second. He finally managed to ask, “Are these-“
“Origami sex dice!” Carole nodded. “It’s so funny we both got each other origami.”
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I have this total image of her being quite cheerfully shameless about sex: she likes it! It's fun! Let's do it! While Burt totally blushes and whatnot, 'cause he's had quite the dry stretch.
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(You would think she would have done so with Finn and he thus wouldn't have bought the hot tub story, but it is Finn. Maybe he zoned out while she was talking and thought about nachos.)
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