Interview with the ninth Doctor
(From here.)
The Questionnaire
What's the worst thing someone could do? Genocide.
What's the worst thing someone could do to you? Honestly, how do I answer that? Kill someone I love.
What's the worst thing that could happen to you? It's already happened. None of your business.
What's the worst thing someone could say about a person? What kind of question is this? That they smell bad. That they're unintelligent. Unimportant. Meaningless. Yeah, let's go with meaningless.
What's the best thing someone could say about a person? "He changed my life for the better."
Are men and women basically different? Let's say yes. Let's say that I have some idea of what the hell you're talking about when you say something like "man" and "woman," and that your simplistic gender constructions actually mean something to me. So, yeah, men and women are different. Otherwise you wouldn't need different words to describe them, would you?
Which is better, to be a woman or to be a man? How should I know? By human defintions, I've only ever been a man.
What can men do that women can't do? Let's see, early twenty first century... men can.. oh, I don't know. What is it you lot aren't allowing your people classified as women to do these days? Ah, fight on the front lines in battle. Men can fight on the front lines. Lucky.
What can women do that men can't do? Honestly, you people. In most cultures, I guess wear a dress. You generally don't let the ones you consider men get away with that, do you? Unless you're Scottish.
Is it possible to change genders? Yeah, absolutely.
How old is old enough to have sex? The age when you start asking the question: "Am I old enough to have sex?"
Is it wrong to have sex if you're unmarried? No. Humans. Marriage is just some stupid moral contract you all thought up and then merged into your government. Sex has nothing to do with marriage.
Is it wrong to have sex with someone other than your spouse if you're married? If you've made that agreement, bound yourself to one other person monogamously, then yes. It's wrong. Otherwise, no. Marriage is fluid in different cultures. You should see the marriages on Baga. It's like an entire planet of Las Vegas wedding chapels. They definitely don't do sanctity of marriage out there the way you do here.
Is it wrong to have sex with a person of the same gender? No. Do I have to go into this again?
Is it wrong to have sex with a person of a different race (or a different intelligent non-human species)? I would certainly hope not.
Is it wrong to have more than one sexual partner at the same time? No.
Is it wrong to have sex with someone you don't love? No. Less fun, but not wrong.
What are the responsibilities of a mother toward a child? To keep it safe, or give it to someone that'll keep it safe. To educate it in the native culture. To let it mak its own decisions, when it's ready.
What are the responsibilities of a father toward a child? The same as a mother's.
What are the responsibilities of a child toward a parent? Not to... be a... oh, I don't know. This isn't my area of expertise.
Which should be more important to you, your parent or your child? Child.
Which should be more important to you, your parent or your spouse? Spouse.
Which should be more important to you, your child or your spouse? Child.
Is it wrong to have a child if you're unmarried? No. See above for my thoughts on your marriage traditions.
Is abortion wrong? No.
Is contraception wrong? No.
Is there one true religion? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. No.
Does a deity or deities exist? Yup. Met a few. Don't recommend it. Most of them have god complexes.
How important is it to believe in a deity or deities? Not that important. Faith doesn't need some symbolic outlet. It's enough just to have it.
How important is it to actively practice your religion? As important as you want it to be.
Does magic exist? Magic is just misclassified science.
Is practicing magic wrong? Is splitting the atom wrong?
Is killing always wrong? No.
Is war always wrong? No.
How old is old enough to fight in a war? Old enough to ask the question: "Am I old enough to kill someone?"
Is rape always wrong? Yes.
Is torture always wrong? Yes.
Is theft always wrong? No.
Is slavery wrong? No.
Is lying wrong? You forgot to ask always. Lying isn't always wrong, no.
Is swearing wrong? Rassilon's hairy balls, no.