when nick asks me what i want for christmas...
this is what i end up saying...
I want a bathroom.
I want to not be taken advantage of by a meth-head plumber and his tooth-missing b*tch of a wife.
I want a new job.
I want to know how to install a shower curtain rod that we spent $65 on in my new bathroom that has tile going all the way up to the ceiling since I can’t drill into the tile and I want someone to understand that installing that shower curtain rod outside the tile means it’s actually outside the shower and I bought that rod for a reason and I don’t want one of those d@mn springy rods b/c they suck and I bought that rod b/c it’s curved and g*dd*mnit that’s what I f*cking want.
And I want to not be a moody b*tch, and I guess maybe it’s the chantix working its way out of my system or I’ve actually finally f*cking lost it.
And I want a cup of coffee that doesn’t suck.
Really, I want a toaster. But not really. And I want an electric can opener. But not really. And I can’t think of a d*mn thing that I actually want.
That ended up ALOT more crazy than anticipated.
I want a bathroom.
I want to not be taken advantage of by a meth-head plumber and his tooth-missing b*tch of a wife.
I want a new job.
I want to know how to install a shower curtain rod that we spent $65 on in my new bathroom that has tile going all the way up to the ceiling since I can’t drill into the tile and I want someone to understand that installing that shower curtain rod outside the tile means it’s actually outside the shower and I bought that rod for a reason and I don’t want one of those d@mn springy rods b/c they suck and I bought that rod b/c it’s curved and g*dd*mnit that’s what I f*cking want.
And I want to not be a moody b*tch, and I guess maybe it’s the chantix working its way out of my system or I’ve actually finally f*cking lost it.
And I want a cup of coffee that doesn’t suck.
Really, I want a toaster. But not really. And I want an electric can opener. But not really. And I can’t think of a d*mn thing that I actually want.
That ended up ALOT more crazy than anticipated.