(fade out...)

Okay. Here it goes.

(That bitch who calls itself) PARIS HILTON

is

my...

my........

my..............

(don't laugh, I know you will)

(ugh)

TEAMMang...

SAME TEAMMang...

AGAIN.

starting

tonight.

(Unfortunately)

(fade in)

'coz you just might get it all... you just might get it all...

(fade out)

Kill. Me. Noooooooooow!

Ex-officemate-turned-QA-from-my-previous-employer-turned-officemate-one-more-freaking-time says:

Hello everyone.
Hi, I'm Paris Hilton. blah. blah. blah
Buhbye party people, enjoy yourselves.

Me says:

Hu u?
Paris Hilton, my arse.
See ya, don't wanna be yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. BITCH.