The setup: Mick Jagger Joins a New ABC Sitcom

The punchline:

Keith: Hey, you know what lacks any basic element of rock and roll?
Mick: ...You're going to tell me whether I say yes or no, right?
Keith: [solemnly] Sitcoms.
Mick: Ah.
Keith: Like the fuckin' Honeymooners or Danny fuckin' Thomas and that? They ain't even funny, man.
Mick: Keith, have ( Read more... )

mazily and I got in our Tardis and went back in time to record the following dialogue. Because we are the coolest people ever, anywhere, obviously. Wait. All of that was a lie. Anyway, on with the show.

Scene: A recording studio in Barbados.

Mick: Keith...your shirt is moving.
Keith: Nah. S'the kitten in my pocket.
Mick: ...
Keith: Look!
Mick: Aww! ( Read more... )