Shit

Dec 27, 2004 11:49

Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit. I'm sick. Shit. It feels like a baby's dick is up my nose. I can't eat breakfast. I have to call it breafixed. I take old glass bottles to the redycling denter. I been blessed with the blood of a norse god yet once a year I'm cursed with an illness. I'll have to use the remedies of the gods (orange juice and Day-Quil ( ( Read more... )

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anonymous posting is for busted pussies ibleedgrenadine January 1 2005, 20:17:14 UTC
just thought i'd straighten that out.

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Re: anonymous posting is for busted pussies ibleedgrenadine January 2 2005, 18:27:50 UTC
Why do you care? Are you that insecure. Let me guess your the girlfriend!

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Re: anonymous posting is for busted pussies ibleedgrenadine January 2 2005, 21:59:10 UTC
maybe i am insecure, but even if i wasn't, i would still care. is it a crime to be insecure? does that make me a bad person? no, it doesn't. actually, i don't even think it makes me an easier target than anyone else. besides, guys LOVE insecure chicks because they give GREAT head to make up for whatever they perceive to be wrong with themselves.

but i digress.

i care because, well, who the fuck do you think you are? this is the INTERNET, a personal blog, not the fucking state of the union address. i hope you're not getting your cheesy, fetid panties in a wad over something so simple. perhaps you should grow some fucking balls and at least let "nimrod" know who you are. i mean, if you want to "do" him so badly, you're so much hotter than his girlfriend, and you're spewing all of this fucking hyperbole, you should at least have the intestinal fortitude to show your fucking face. who knows? maybe he'll want to do you, too. highly unlikely, but possible nonetheless. however, on a more serious note, you honestly think you can outwit ( ... )

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This is eating at you isnt it? ibleedgrenadine January 3 2005, 08:27:58 UTC
Honey, relax. Then,Than,Thin, Who the fuck cares? My grandfather is dead you corspe fucker. Hoe I am! People like you make me happy, your mad over nothing. My grammer sucks so you write me an essay about how I suck. Bravo You rock!! Maybe I am your mom! I love this Im a shadow and your trying to stab me. Good Luck. I will remain anonymous, why? Because i have a live journal page full of spelling errors and sluty comments about myself. And i want you to track me down. i know you have the time. I love you so much!!! Douchenozzle, thats my nickname,you clever little rabbit. Hope to speak to you soon.

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oh, sugar plum ibleedgrenadine January 3 2005, 09:19:14 UTC
i bet you taste good with hot sauce.
i'm sorry, what i meant to say was;you've got this all wrong.
i'm not mad. i'm entertained. you entertain me. and i LOVE fucking corpses. and if you are my mom, that would totally make sense because her grandfather IS dead! and in that case i's be an incestuous corpse-fucker! (and as they say- incest is best).
are you ashamed of who you are? you must be...
because as long as you remain anonymous, i win you fucking pussy. don't you see that? you fail. you suck at life. you are a waste of breath, yearbook space, pants and molecules. the end.
one more thing; you're not a shadow. you're a pathetic little girl who likes to hide her pathetic life behind anonymous posts. what have you got to hide? oh. clearly, everything. (silly me i almost forgot!) no matter what you say, you post anonymously and therefore you are ashamed of yourself. the end. there is no "cruelcontempt" (?) in my heart for you <3 ( ... )

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