Shit
Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit. I'm sick. Shit. It feels like a baby's dick is up my nose. I can't eat breakfast. I have to call it breafixed. I take old glass bottles to the redycling denter. I been blessed with the blood of a norse god yet once a year I'm cursed with an illness. I'll have to use the remedies of the gods (orange juice and Day-Quil (tm)) to end my plight. Day-quil's great. I mean, when you take Ny-Quil you wake up feeling like some frat boy slipped you roofies and had his way with your limp body. That would suck. I like living without the zombie side effect, speaking of which:
DAWN OF THE DEAD ROCKS!!!
They kill off a baby and an old bitch!! The two things I hate the most! What an excellent film!! They even went back and put in old scenes they left out!!! Speaking of which:
Star Wars Special Edition Sucks!!
That's right! For the first time in the history of life on this planet some one put the word "sucks" and Star Wars in the same sentence. Ok, not only did they butcher the greatest special effects ever (other than 2001: A Space Odyssey) they inserted deleted scenes which ruin the flow of the movie, like the jabba the hut scene which features, I might add, a character killed off in the scene before it. They also splice in CGI so the perfect trilogy will look like the pansy one that's out now. I RATHER WATCH GIGLI THAN EPISODE 2!! Speaking of which:
BAD MOVIES ROCK!!!!
Why do you ask??? Well I'll tell you. It beats the odds just the same to get a shitty movie made as a great one. Even more so for a shitty one. Some one has to read that shitty script, ok that shitty script, pick shitty actors, film a shitty movie for 4 months and see nothing but shit the whole time and still press on. Get a shitty editor, then watch the shitty movie and premire the fucking thing before releasing it so millions of people have to spend their money. Speaking of which:
National Treasure sucks!!!
The only reason such a shitty movie would do so good is a) every outback hick's new found patriotism and b) no fuckin other movies are out for 3 weeks. There's your winning formula people. Nick Cage is a great actor whose only been in one good movie ( If you say Gone in Sixty Seconds I'll fuckin kill you) so its a good bet that any of his new movies, suck a big fat nut. Speaking of which.....
DAWN OF THE DEAD ROCKS!!!
They kill off a baby and an old bitch!! The two things I hate the most! What an excellent film!! They even went back and put in old scenes they left out!!! Speaking of which:
Star Wars Special Edition Sucks!!
That's right! For the first time in the history of life on this planet some one put the word "sucks" and Star Wars in the same sentence. Ok, not only did they butcher the greatest special effects ever (other than 2001: A Space Odyssey) they inserted deleted scenes which ruin the flow of the movie, like the jabba the hut scene which features, I might add, a character killed off in the scene before it. They also splice in CGI so the perfect trilogy will look like the pansy one that's out now. I RATHER WATCH GIGLI THAN EPISODE 2!! Speaking of which:
BAD MOVIES ROCK!!!!
Why do you ask??? Well I'll tell you. It beats the odds just the same to get a shitty movie made as a great one. Even more so for a shitty one. Some one has to read that shitty script, ok that shitty script, pick shitty actors, film a shitty movie for 4 months and see nothing but shit the whole time and still press on. Get a shitty editor, then watch the shitty movie and premire the fucking thing before releasing it so millions of people have to spend their money. Speaking of which:
National Treasure sucks!!!
The only reason such a shitty movie would do so good is a) every outback hick's new found patriotism and b) no fuckin other movies are out for 3 weeks. There's your winning formula people. Nick Cage is a great actor whose only been in one good movie ( If you say Gone in Sixty Seconds I'll fuckin kill you) so its a good bet that any of his new movies, suck a big fat nut. Speaking of which.....