Categories of women

Dec 06, 2004 12:10

Everyday there is probably a women in your life giving you trouble or great satisfaction. And usually we scream obscenities towards them or use a term of endearment. I always have a problem and that is...Am I using the right one?

Like always I have compiled a definitive list of these exclamations and there uses.

1. Whore

This is a complicated one. First we must look to the exact definition, sex for money. Usually the person feeling your anger bullets isn't exactly that. This should be reserved for girls that have basically tease your cock and have raped you something such as dignity and self esteem.

2. Slut

Used in cases as the above only when she just wanted her esophagus stretched by man meat.

3. Cunt

The steak of all feminine insults. Only use in extreme cases when money or property has been stolen or when you've been dragged to court a SECOND time.

4. Bitch

VERY COMPLICATED. It's an insult and a compliment. Used as a compliment when the bitchy offensive was used on some other then yourself.

5. Horse-faced bitch

Now we're gettin detailed. A horse-faced bitch is something very special. It's some one of relatively young age (usually by the name of Stella) that gives you "advice". This "advice" is called nagging. Nagging like a jewish mother in law. All they do is tell what your should be. The only reason...their ugly. There ugly and they can't have their own social lives so they "help" you with yours.

More to come
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