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Isn't it a bore being seventeen?
And having no money?
And having no inspiration?
Well, it is, I can tell you. I am artistically as dry as a nun's cunt today. This is awkward, because I still have to write something for BANGBANG!! on the theme of conflict. I am also in a foul mood, due to having walked home in split shoes after it had snowed. Some of you beady-eyed regular readers may notice a change in journal layout. The rudimentary look is about all I can manage on this site, but I think the sheer, raw beauty of Martin Tomlinson dressed as a middle-aged librarian should be getting you all hot under the collar anyway.
Discovered today that there is a musical about the life of Margaret Thatcher called, predictably, "Thatcher: The Musical" - equally predictably it contains a song entitled "The Cabinet Shuffle", ho ho, chortle. This prompted Polly to do what I can only hope was an inaccurate impersonation of Mister Brien having an orgasm in the theatre over a singing Maggie T, enough to send Sophie's face into spasms of fear for several minutes.
On a different note, students went to Mrs Miles' office today to complain about the famous Tilty. What they hoped to achieve by turning up and saying "She's shit", I don't know, but I am concerned that a very slow "talk" from her will result, possibly with use/tilting of the projector and bad words to make us "get used to teachers saying fuck". Had a double whammy of trouble from her today - once for being in debt and once for wearing a leopard miniskirt to school. Well, Tilley, at the moment - post-Brighton - my bank account is twitching as though it has been anally raped with a milkbottle, and I need the leopard skirt because I have to earn some moolah somehow, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Luke saved my number in his phone as "Slag" today. Charmant.
House party tomorrow. Photoshoot with Nomi on Saturday - "FUCK THE POOR, MAKE WAR!".
Band practice with new synth guy on saturday night? Let's hope so.
Also, this outstanding comment from Zil, made in my previous post, deserves to be seen by all.
indiansummersky
2006-02-23 07:23 pm UTC (link) Select
we are not men, we are Devo!
And having no money?
And having no inspiration?
Well, it is, I can tell you. I am artistically as dry as a nun's cunt today. This is awkward, because I still have to write something for BANGBANG!! on the theme of conflict. I am also in a foul mood, due to having walked home in split shoes after it had snowed. Some of you beady-eyed regular readers may notice a change in journal layout. The rudimentary look is about all I can manage on this site, but I think the sheer, raw beauty of Martin Tomlinson dressed as a middle-aged librarian should be getting you all hot under the collar anyway.
Discovered today that there is a musical about the life of Margaret Thatcher called, predictably, "Thatcher: The Musical" - equally predictably it contains a song entitled "The Cabinet Shuffle", ho ho, chortle. This prompted Polly to do what I can only hope was an inaccurate impersonation of Mister Brien having an orgasm in the theatre over a singing Maggie T, enough to send Sophie's face into spasms of fear for several minutes.
On a different note, students went to Mrs Miles' office today to complain about the famous Tilty. What they hoped to achieve by turning up and saying "She's shit", I don't know, but I am concerned that a very slow "talk" from her will result, possibly with use/tilting of the projector and bad words to make us "get used to teachers saying fuck". Had a double whammy of trouble from her today - once for being in debt and once for wearing a leopard miniskirt to school. Well, Tilley, at the moment - post-Brighton - my bank account is twitching as though it has been anally raped with a milkbottle, and I need the leopard skirt because I have to earn some moolah somehow, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Luke saved my number in his phone as "Slag" today. Charmant.
House party tomorrow. Photoshoot with Nomi on Saturday - "FUCK THE POOR, MAKE WAR!".
Band practice with new synth guy on saturday night? Let's hope so.
Also, this outstanding comment from Zil, made in my previous post, deserves to be seen by all.
indiansummersky
2006-02-23 07:23 pm UTC (link) Select
we are not men, we are Devo!