An audience with Vicktor Hardcore.
Above: The shoe in question
Who makes The Nazis? says:
the shoe belonged to my rival in school's girlfriend
Who makes The Nazis? says:
she had a strange shaped head
Who makes The Nazis? says:
my band was playing at the sixth form leavers' house party
Who makes The Nazis? says:
as soon as we came off sam shithead goudie stormed the stage and reformed his band 'broken silence' to try and upstage me on the spot and show off to his oddly-proportioned girlfriend
Who makes The Nazis? says:
so we stole his girlfriends stilettoes and ritually burnt and hacked them to pieces.
Who makes The Nazis? says:
new look
Who makes The Nazis? says:
lime green
Who makes The Nazis? says:
i liked the colour a bit
Who makes The Nazis? says:
but unfortunately the shape of the girls head instantly quashed any ideas of them looking good
Who makes The Nazis? says:
god im such a fascist
L-O-L-A, Lola [ IS LISTENING TO NEW SELFISH CUNT SONGS!] says:
Haha
L-O-L-A, Lola [ IS LISTENING TO NEW SELFISH CUNT SONGS!] says:
A shoe fascist
L-O-L-A, Lola [ IS LISTENING TO NEW SELFISH CUNT SONGS!] says:
"Heel Hitler!"
Also, for Sophie's reference, our suspicions are confirmed:
Who makes The Nazis? says:
i started reading birdsong again after you/your friend mentioned it the other night
Who makes The Nazis? says:
i forgot how much i liked it
L-O-L-A, Lola [ IS LISTENING TO NEW SELFISH CUNT SONGS!] says:
You seemed to remember it fondly
L-O-L-A, Lola [ IS LISTENING TO NEW SELFISH CUNT SONGS!] says:
Sophie said "It's just war and soft-porn" and your eyes glazed over
Who makes The Nazis? says:
all my needs fulfilled in 407 pages of text.