what a coincidence haha
by limitedbythesky
nikki_yun's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 15% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 08:19:20 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 4:03:55 PM
Alco Money! : $ 475
Guests of Honour
elatsyrk is a jaded Buddhist. elatsyrk drank 13 Rums, 3 Coffee Liqueurs, 2 Sambuccas, 1 Cider.
nikki_yun is a hung-up Agnostic who insists that their farts are aromatic and alluring. nikki_yun drank 17 Gins, 2 Lagers.
le_moz_kitten is a catty Agnostic. le_moz_kitten drank 10 Champagnes.
acknowledge101is a happy-go-lucky Muslim and a lover of everything alcoholic. acknowledge101 drank 14 White Wines, 2 Ciders, 1 Irish Cream.
stoogies is an evil Buddhist. stoogies drank 15 Absinthes, 1 Pernod.
theresonlytoday is a horrid Fundementalist Christian and a newbie boozer. theresonlytoday decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
robynk is a fufilled Hindu and is a real devotee to the happy juice. robynk drank 9 Absinthes, 2 Sambuccas, 1 Whiskey, 1 White Russian.
drinkyrbeerjerk is a spiritless Wiccan and the perfect example on why its probably best not to drink 10 bottles of wine a night. drinkyrbeerjerk drank 6 Hot Toddys, 3 Champagnes.
jewsaredamnsexy is a constipated Hindu and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler. jewsaredamnsexy drank 11 Pulques, 2 Champagnes, 3 Irish Creams.
cheekfreak909 is a chirpy Muslim. cheekfreak909 drank 5 Aligator Bites, 7 Kahluas, 1 Brandy.
anseriine is a demonic Wiccan. anseriine drank 1 Poteen, 2 Mescals, 12 Bloody Marys.
imhalfasian is a whimsical Buddhist and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler. imhalfasian drank 1 Absinthe, 1 Pernod, 4 Aligator Bites.
pezrpeople2 is a lethargic Liberal Christian. pezrpeople2 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
Sick!
You should not allow the following LJ user's in your home without a sickbag in their immediate area - nikki_yun, jewsaredamnsexy, anseriine
Fights
At approximately 02:15:12 PM pezrpeople2 attempted to summon the demons out of anseriine by baptising them over the toilet. The police were summoned shortly before anseriine's soul could be saved by Holy Jesus.
nikki_yun's party ended in disaster after soave suggested that theresonlytoday fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.
Lovers
Last night someone told nikki_yun and drinkyrbeerjerk to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like elatsyrk! Oh god no, the humanity!
No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like acknowledge101 has found an eternal soulmate in anseriine. Oh the romance!
The Drunkest
There was once a rotten oik called nikki_yun! And they bathed in gin! Yeah they bathed in gin!
Random Events
jewsaredamnsexy bored everyone with fascinating stories about their collection of exotic french ticklers.
elatsyrk was arrested for screaming "Hot Sushi Yon Kebab!" at a war veteran
who happened to be hobbling past the house at the time.
anseriine was pissed by 06 PM and made an utter twat of themselves.
pezrpeople2 declared war on the kitchen fridge after a mild psychotic episode led the back to the day were they trapped their
gonads in the door. Just to rub it in imhalfasian simulated intercourse with the cooler. Before trapping their own gonads in the same way!
Happy New Year!
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