Remember that commercial...
Today was fun.
I came babysitting..Nothing out of the ordianry. But TODAY Katie was in Lockport so me and her hung out. Some point during the night, Chris and Tom came here. We all hung out for a while. Me and Katie sorta had a dance thing. She was the girl this time! ;) They all left shortly after 7. But at 8:30 Chris, Heather, Tom, and Audriona came here. But the baby didnt stay long. Heather took her home and came back with some "party favors." So Heather and I got messed up. She'll be leaving soon and I'll be going to take a shower.
Today I remembered a song that Kate DL and it was hilarious. Tenacious D- Fuck her Gently.
So I decided to post the lyrics and share. It is amazingly amazing! :
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
That's great? You know it is.
*love always*