Wait it out.
The New York Yankees, NAMBLA Members
Circle I Limbo
Greens, Oakland Raider Fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights
DMV Employees, General asshats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Militant Vegans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Osama bin Laden, George Bush
Circle VII Burning Sands
Goths
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Creationists, Republicans, Rednecks
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell