Two Lists
Loves:
-Homemade Fettucine Alfredo a la Rosencrantz
-French Vanilla birthday cake with chocolate frosting and my name in purple frosting, also a la Rosencrantz
-$3.99 sparkling sweet wine that tastes so much better than expensive stuff that makes me make a face when I sip it
-Emails that tell me I am teaching Intro to Television next year
-Phone calls from families who "really liked what I had to say" in my email to them about sitting for their baby
-Eddie Izzard
-Still Eddie Izzard
Not-Loves:
-Neighbor below me
-Stereo systems belonging to neighbor below me
-Parents who raised neighbor below me
-University administrative officials who accepted applications from neighbor below me
-Mushrooms
-Loud friends of neighbor below me
-Carpenters who built non-soundproof floor "separating" me from neighbor below me
-Lone brain cell remaining in brain of neighbor below me, allowing him to assume he is the only person in the universe and/or his music should be heard by all, at midnight, no less
-Homemade Fettucine Alfredo a la Rosencrantz
-French Vanilla birthday cake with chocolate frosting and my name in purple frosting, also a la Rosencrantz
-$3.99 sparkling sweet wine that tastes so much better than expensive stuff that makes me make a face when I sip it
-Emails that tell me I am teaching Intro to Television next year
-Phone calls from families who "really liked what I had to say" in my email to them about sitting for their baby
-Eddie Izzard
-Still Eddie Izzard
Not-Loves:
-Neighbor below me
-Stereo systems belonging to neighbor below me
-Parents who raised neighbor below me
-University administrative officials who accepted applications from neighbor below me
-Mushrooms
-Loud friends of neighbor below me
-Carpenters who built non-soundproof floor "separating" me from neighbor below me
-Lone brain cell remaining in brain of neighbor below me, allowing him to assume he is the only person in the universe and/or his music should be heard by all, at midnight, no less