My Roommate Just Got Even More Retarded
For a very long time i stopped using the word retard because its wrong but that was before i met my roommate. You guys already know that i really don't like my roommate and mainly but because she is dumb. she has no common sense whatsoever and barely any booksmarts either. today took the cake:
*watching the superbowl*
jenny: where's green bay?
me: on the west coast, i think california (i was later corrected that it is in wisconsin and not oregon like my second guess was)
jenny: pittsburg is in pennsylvania right?
me: yeah it's a major city.
jenny: i'm just making sure it's not in boston or massachusetts (you see where this is going)
me: wow really? do you know where any major cities are? do you know where las vegas is?
jenny: in california?
me: no...it's not
jenny: well it's on the west coast of something.
me: no it's not on the west coast.
jenny: well it's on the other side of the country
me: i'ts in nevada...do you know where washington d.c. is?
jenny: well it's nearby...
me: not really *in mental pain*
jenny: well it's not a far drive...it's up north right like way up north...
me:...*mental crying*
jenny: it's in upstate new york.
me: no! it's between maryland and virginia! i can't do this!
*after returning from the hallway where i was banging my head against the wall*
me: jenny, you are the reason why other people think americans are retarded about geography!
jenny: what people?
me: the rest of the world! you don't even know where our nation's capital is!
jenny: our nation has a capital?
me: i can't do this...
jenny: i know the capital of new york is albany
me: *in my head* i'm surprised u didn't say u thought it was manhattan
me: i can;t do this...i'm leaving...
and so i left trying to call joe to vent out my frstration and then i ended up just telling my other suitemates who tried to comfort me saying i could have had it worse.
how is it possible that i get paired with someone so dumb it's beyond me how she even got into a college. she didnt bother passing her AP exams cuz she had other things to focus on. really? your senior year of highschool and u only have APs what else are u focusing on? oh right your intership...i though u had be be decently smart for those. and she apparently was failing her other years of high school too. she needs good grades for being in a sorority and she things he gpa is magically going to boast b/c she heard the some girl had her best gpa while rushing with an 3.8. my roommate probably has a 2.0 so honestly what chance does she really thing she has of making the cut. i know it shouldn't bother me as much as it does but if she going to bother me about my eating habits (which are way more normal than hers) then i have every right to complain to her about her stupidity.
edit:
watching glee and the first scene are the cheerleaders doing california girls and jenny asked if that was the glee club because there are guys even though they were wearing cheerleader uniforms and is a regular watcher of glee. she did not know that guys could be cheerleaders.
*watching the superbowl*
jenny: where's green bay?
me: on the west coast, i think california (i was later corrected that it is in wisconsin and not oregon like my second guess was)
jenny: pittsburg is in pennsylvania right?
me: yeah it's a major city.
jenny: i'm just making sure it's not in boston or massachusetts (you see where this is going)
me: wow really? do you know where any major cities are? do you know where las vegas is?
jenny: in california?
me: no...it's not
jenny: well it's on the west coast of something.
me: no it's not on the west coast.
jenny: well it's on the other side of the country
me: i'ts in nevada...do you know where washington d.c. is?
jenny: well it's nearby...
me: not really *in mental pain*
jenny: well it's not a far drive...it's up north right like way up north...
me:...*mental crying*
jenny: it's in upstate new york.
me: no! it's between maryland and virginia! i can't do this!
*after returning from the hallway where i was banging my head against the wall*
me: jenny, you are the reason why other people think americans are retarded about geography!
jenny: what people?
me: the rest of the world! you don't even know where our nation's capital is!
jenny: our nation has a capital?
me: i can't do this...
jenny: i know the capital of new york is albany
me: *in my head* i'm surprised u didn't say u thought it was manhattan
me: i can;t do this...i'm leaving...
and so i left trying to call joe to vent out my frstration and then i ended up just telling my other suitemates who tried to comfort me saying i could have had it worse.
how is it possible that i get paired with someone so dumb it's beyond me how she even got into a college. she didnt bother passing her AP exams cuz she had other things to focus on. really? your senior year of highschool and u only have APs what else are u focusing on? oh right your intership...i though u had be be decently smart for those. and she apparently was failing her other years of high school too. she needs good grades for being in a sorority and she things he gpa is magically going to boast b/c she heard the some girl had her best gpa while rushing with an 3.8. my roommate probably has a 2.0 so honestly what chance does she really thing she has of making the cut. i know it shouldn't bother me as much as it does but if she going to bother me about my eating habits (which are way more normal than hers) then i have every right to complain to her about her stupidity.
edit:
watching glee and the first scene are the cheerleaders doing california girls and jenny asked if that was the glee club because there are guys even though they were wearing cheerleader uniforms and is a regular watcher of glee. she did not know that guys could be cheerleaders.