The Clox Legacy 5.4
Ame: Beholdeth thine SPARKLES!
You're using thine wrong.
Ame: SHUSHETH.
(I don't need to tell you she failed, do I?)
Mensa: And den Lyra inswucted us to go muwdah da presidenn!
Ame: That's lovely, dear.
Vela: So we did and it was a wundniful bonding expewience!
Ame: That's lovely, dear.
Did you hear anything they just said?
Ame: No.
Lyra: If she did, we'd all be in orange sleepers right now.
Squirrel: Ha! Watched you change again!
Scar: I love you, Bolty-wolty-boo ♥
Iona: I love you too, Smushy-organicy-kins ♥
Dear god, I think I'd prefer "schnookums" at this point.
...Why are you looking at me like that? What did you do?
The fuck? When'd you go goth?
Ame: I am not gothic. My audience demands a more dramatic magic experience.
So....you're emo, then?
Ame: ...
Ame: Whatever you wish to label me, I look damn scrumptious.
She's pretty adorable in blue...
...and green. She's just adorable all the time, really.
Scar: How about you do something fucking interesting for once instead of the same dumb tricks?
Ame: What else am I to do?
Scar: ...Sing. Do it. Right now.
Ame: ...
Scar: Do it or I'm making Iona stand over your bed for the next week.
Ame: ;-;
Happy birthday to yoooooooOOOOooooooooooou
Happy birthday to yoooooOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOu
Happy birthday dear Tayl -
Scar: Oh my fuck stop I think my eardrum just ruptured
How about you go ride around and I take pictures of nothing?
I HAVEN'T HAD A NEEDLESS PICSPAM IN AWHILE AFTER ALL!
Ame: Whatever.
I spy with my little eye...
Ohai guys.
Vela: If we'z boff hiding...how do we know when to peek?
Mensa: Stop being lawgical, you'z 2.
Vela: And smawtah than most kindergartners.
To be quite honest I'm not sure the average human adult is smarter than most kindergartners.
HELP ME I AM DYING OF CUTE
I need a puppy to punch so I can feel manly aga -
Wait I'm not a man
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SO CUTE
Good, stay faced away from us. You're creepy.
Scar: Who's the most handsome man in whole world?!
Hydrus: Me!
Scar: Who's the only man I'll ever find handsome in the whole world?!
Hydrus: Alexander Simsgård?
Scar: ...Shut up.
I think he's a bit too young to be taught how to bitch face.
Scar: Fuck off, it's not our fault we have Resting Bitchface Syndrome.
Hydrus: THIS ISN'T SCARY AT ALL BUT I'M GONNA HUMOR YOU MOM BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
Lyra: Guess who's about to grow up and take over the world?!
Ame: Not you, because you will become a slightly less short midget, but a midget nonetheless.
YAY ALIEN CHILDREN
Th..ose aren't children.
Lyra: What a shocking observation, numbnuts.
(I got rid of the stupid eyelashes don't worry)
Ame: The fuck is that?
Your propriety is getting smaller with each passing day.
Ame: My home is filled with green beings from another planet. I really do not care any longer.
Where the hell did you get all this shit?
Lyra: Our mom.
...
Lyra: Other mom.
Hydruuuuuuuus that gif could've been so cooool why are you so slooooooow
Hydrus: I was distracted by the ugly ceiling, okay?
Ame: Please do not fail me now, hand.
Lyra: DROWN! DROWN! DROWN! DROWN!
Hydrus: Shut up Lyra YEAAAAAAH YOU GO AUNTIE!
Ame: I would like to ban all green beings from my future endeavors.
Nope.
Ame: Not even if I supply cake?
Nope.
...So which is it?
THAT IS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO SEE WHEN I CLICKED PROBE.
Ame: YOU DID THIS? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?! I AM ABOUT TO DIE
Lyra: Shut up, Mom, it's just a rubber duckie that was in your hair.
Ame: That does not make me any less terrified.
Pyxis is a toddler now! \o/
Lyra: I'm tired. Gimme your brainpower, mom.
Ame: Didn't you leech off of me enough when you occupied my abdomen for three days?
Lyra: Bitch, I'm a teenager, my entire job is to leech everything you have.
Behold! The first sim ever to not have a cute bubble-blowing face!
GUYS YOU CAN'T DO THAT
YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY TECHNOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE
Lyra: Bite me.
Hydrus: I didn't consider that. Sorry.
Bitch, Dew died a long ass time ago. Get your shit together.
Ame: Come to mommy, my darling miniature witch!
Scar: Come to auntie, you cutie pie!
Mensa: Fuwk you.
Vela: Yay auntie!
Ame: :( What did I do?
I dunno, ignore them for most of their life?
...Looks like the dreampods were for nothing. :(
Pretty spiffy though.
Scar: Isn't my painting spiffy as well?
Indeed.
I like your butt more though.
Scar: Ugh screw off you pervert.
You do know things exist that aren't pink, right?
Lyra: Do I look like I care about things that aren't pink?
SO MUCH VARIETY
3...2....1......
Yup.
If your eyes got any bigger you'd be a bug.
Bees: DO NOT LIKEN THIS DISGUSTING SPINACH BLOB TO US, YOU FUCK
Bee: I can't find the flower!
Bee: But it's a walking stem! This could be the pollination of a lifetime!
Lyra: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME IT'S MY JOB TO POLLINATE PEOPLE!
That's.......disturbing.
Mensa: IT MAH BIRFDAE!
Yes, we noticed.
That hair needs to burn in the pits of hell.
Yaaaaaay more teenagers!
Vela: Congrats on not being creepy anymore, sis.
Mensa: Congrats on still being a cute shitface, sis.
Vela: :3
Mensa: :3
Fwoooooooooooooooooooooooom
Lyra: I hope she falls over and electrocutes herself on the lights!
Hydrus: Stop being such a bitch, woman. WOOOOOOOOO GO AUNTIE!
Mensa: People pay to see this shit?
Ame: What was that? I am amazing? Thank you, daughter!
Mensa: NO MOM YOU SUCK
Ame: I love you too!
Oh my god she actually succeeded
Ame....the statue is supposed to stay in the box.
Ame: Celebratory night out!
Oh look, it's a Clox! HI NIC!
Nic: Salutations.
AND ANOTHER ONE HI LILO YOU'RE AN ADORABLE ELDER
Lilo: :3
Ame: I am gathering adoring fans! :D
Werk it gurl
Bubble blowy faces ♥
I...think it's time to reboot my save.
World lifespan = 3.9 sim weeks
Yaaaaaaawn TS4 better be more stable like they promised
Practicing?
Lyra: I have two throats. I don't need to practice for anything.
Two..throats.....I...
Lyra: I'm kidding. Now screw off.
Vela: C'mere Pyxie! Come to sissy!
Pyxis: I think something's horribly wrong with your arm.
Martha: I think something's horribly wrong with your face.
Who gunn be riding in style?
These bitches.
Mensa: Bugger off, we're trying to get to school.
Lyra: We have idiot humans to teach. Morons don't even know their own history.
Hydrus: Jesus was an alien.
Vela: So was Mozart. They had really good foundation back then, I'll give them that.
Vrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooom
Fwoooooooooooooooooooom
Women: Look at this dumbass sunbathing when it's completely cloudy outside! HA!
Scar: You're just jealous I have a body to show off, bitches.
That's great, but you could've told me that two days ago when she performed at Port-A-Party.
♫ Row row row your boat
Hi house!
Hi random horse!
♫ Gently down the ... ocean?
That's not how swimming works, guys. Get your shit together.
Ame: There is nothing wrong with experimenting with new techniques.
Yeah, well, fuck your technique.
Pyxis: And then the meteor crashed into the ocean! But...but the big superhero woman caught it in her bare hands! I wanna be just like her someday!
Vela: Work hard, little one.
Pyxis: Sissy! I'm gonna be big just like you!
Vela: :D
My god, Pyxis, don't you start doing that too. Q_Q