The Clox Legacy 5.3
Scar: We should take our blobs of spinach for a stroll.
Ame: If you insist.
What a beautiful day for a str -
Scar what the fuck
That is NOT how you push a stroller.
STOP IT I'M SCARED
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PUSH A STROLLER EITHER
Ame: They are green people, they push themselves.
Scar: With telekinesis.
Scar: This is gonna be the most traumatizing experience of your tiny ass life.
'Dem lips.
Ame: BEHOLDETH THINE SPARKLES!
Luria: Ooooh is that a full moon?
Iona: FULL MOON?! WHERE?!
Werewolf: Stupid full moon how the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a magic show when I'm a wolf? I can see every stupid fucking sparkle and - IS THAT A NEWSPAPER? I MUST DESTROY
Luria: I do not believe she realizes no one was watching.
WHY ARE YOU HOLDING MY BABY YOU SICK PERVERT
Oh. Okay. Continue.
Ame: Do not mistake this smile for happiness. My existence is about to be double destroyed.
Triple, actually.
Ame: ...Excuse me?
Nothing.
D'awww the game loves me so much it left me a heart-shaped piss puddle <3333
Asa: I'm the baddest bitch there is, hoes.
Ame: I'm the queen, bastards.
Asa: ...
Ame: ...
Asa: K, someone's gonna have to get their shit straight here. And that someone is you.
Too many pointless pretty pictures, you say?
Well that's too bad.
Ame: Hehehehe I loathe my life.
Aw, but you're a famous magician, powerful witch, and the mother of adorable spinach blobs!
Ame: ...Exactly.
Careful, you might slip and accidentally give birth.
Ame: ...Born into wine? Why was I not born this way?
...I feel a home wine birth incoming.
...DAMMIT AME IT ISN'T WINE YOU'RE FUCKING ME UP
Ame: ~Nectar~ *limpwrist*
Like, I know that drink is probably nice and toasty, but it doesn't really cover up the fact that you're outside, in 20° weather, while it's snowing, with your neck and shoulders bare.
Ame: Go bother someone else, peasant. I am not subject to your temperaturely discomforts.
"Temperaturely" isn't a word.
Ame: I am aware that you hate me, but would you please give me a back rub?
Iona: Not for you, bitch.
Ame: But it reaaaaaalllly huuuuuuuurtssssss
Are you showing your appreciation for my control? :3
Ame: No, that is why they are exploding.
These shoes are so damn adorable but the back of the foot looks so bad but they're so adorable
♫ Rock-a-bye spinach blobs~
♫ in the gentle garden breeeeeeeeeze~
Lyra: We're aliens, not plant-sims, now fuck right off.
...
(I never shared their names did I? Sorry. Hydrus is Scar's, Lyra is Ame's.)
Ame: I COMMAND THEE....to construct an igloo with me.
Scar: You could've just fuckin' asked.
Shouldn't you wear more clothes?
Scar: The cold doesn't bother me.
And it never bothered you anyway, right?
Scar: You recite that fuckin' song and I'm gonna whoop your ass into the 16th century.
♫ LET IT SNOOOOOOOOW
♫ LET IT SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Scar: That's not the song but it's close enough. Get your ass over here.
Scar: ...you're lucky I can't touch you now.
Now you have to
♫ LET IT GOOOO
♫ LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scar: ...God I wanna fucking murder you.
Does nobody have any questions about the hyper-futuristic robot just moseying around the world? Really?
Guy: Stfu I'm trying to get into upskirt angle.
Jumba: Hmmm...this bed appears to be inaccessible despite the fact that there is absolutely nothing here.
HELL YEAH TINY ADORABLE ALIE -
Will you stop that shit I'm about to pee myself
Lyra: Inferior human.
Look how cuuuute they are thoooough ♥ ♥ ♥
Ame: I AM NOT PREPARED. I NEED MY TUB OF WINE!
Hydrus: Then Inferior-Human-#6,001,880,392 proclaimed "mama" unto his birthgiving scum.
Lyra: What a shitface. I'm gonna eat his head.
Ame: WIIIIIIIIINE
Ame: I NEED WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
Ame: What a surprise! This one is green, too!
Ame: And this one!
(Vela and Mensa)
Lyra: COMPETITION!
What's wrong with your eyes?
SERIOUSLY
HELP
I'N TERRIFIED
MAKE IT STOP
Thank go -
FUCK
Hydrus: I'm crossing my eyes right now but you can't tell because my eyes are awesome.
JESUS FUCK
WHAT THE SHIT
You scared your father to death, you freak.
Ame: Nooo father I am sorry! I will thoroughly apologize as soon as you are brought back to life!
Grim: Nah bitch this is old age, he mine.
Jumba: Please take me away from this horror.
You sure are shiny.
Ame: I must charm myself lest I become depressed over killing my father.
...You're...really depressing.
Asa: Bitch you're burning me back the fuck up
Hydrus: I don't wanna look at the awful outfit any longer.
Ame: I do not wish to look upon those children any longer.
Scar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Scar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO CLOSE
...to what?
Scar: BEING ABLE TO KICK YOUR ASS
Asa: Let's go win another competition because everyone else here are noobs
You know what?
I actually wanted boys for once.
I didn't use mastercontroller or pregnancy controller to fuck with the genders
you know what the fuck I get?
four girls and a boy.
(Her name's Pyxis)
Just a reminder that Ame's really cute kthx
Especially near Asa.
Asa: That's cause of me, mostly.
Scar: Why do I have to be the one to flop the spinach blobs on the floor? Where's their actual fuckin' mom?
Being famous.
Scar: Whore.
I don't think she's ever even kissed someone.
Scar: You're a dick.
IT'S THE PIGTAIL SQUAD
Lyra: Are you fricken kidding me?
I'm...not sure how I feel about normal eyes on an alien sim...
(She got Ame's witchiness, so no alien powers)
(that's fucking stupid btw)
Now, alien eyes on a cute tiny ginger, I much likey.
Lyra: Alright, minions, we have some plans to discuss. Please pick up Block B591-4.
Vela: I GOT MA BLAWK
Lyra: That's the wrong block, you freak.
Mensa: You're not the boss of me. Cylinder Z52-59 is cooler.
Pause for d'awws
PAUSE FOR GIANT D'AWWS
LOOK HOW FECKING CUTE SHE IS
LOOK AT HER TINY TONGUE
LOOK AT HER EYES
LOOK AT HER
Mensa: *extremely creepy face*
...Riiiiiight okay.
Mensa: *decapitates doll*
...Leaving now.
Lyra: You call this food? BRING ME LOBSTER YOU FREAKS!
Hydrus: You're a diva and you can't even walk yet.
Lyra: It's not my fault they don't have their priorities straight.
Hydrus: MOM YOUR FOOT
Hydrus: I THINK IT BROKE
Scar: No, that's normal.
Hydrus: Oh.
I'm not sure how effective burning snow-covered leaves is, but okay.
Scar: My palette is fucking awesome and you can't convince me otherwise.
Ame: What in the seven hells are you doing?
Taking h0t n00dz.
Ame: GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM!
Ame: BEHOLD! MY NEWEST CONTRAPTION!
Ame: ...I REGRET THIS DECISION. HELP!
...
You're a terrible magician.
Ame: It was my first time!
Your only first time at this rate.
Scar: And that's why your mommy is the most inferior freak of us all.
Mensa: You didn't need to explain that to me.