The Clox Legacy 4.5
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Who's the cutest kitty ever to kitty?
Nala: Me? ^-^
Yis
Nala: You hear that, world? I'm the cutest kitty ever!
Oh, right, you guys wanted to know what happened to Jumba.
Cristal got really mad
He died.
That's the end of the legacy bye
...
Okay, it wasn't that exciting.
Cristal: You lousy cheating assbutt!
Hey you can't use that as an insult NO ABUSING ASSBUTT IT'S FUNNY
Cristal: Screw you, SimGod! ASSBUTT! FUCKLET! DICKWAD!
Jumba: ... :(
Dew: You, son, are a lummox.
Jumba: ...Even I have no clue what that word conveys.
Isn't a whiteboard a bit too modern for you? Do you need a chalkboard?
Luria: Shush, child, I have rude phalli to scribble.
(Today I learned the plural of phallus)
Cristal: Your son is such a dribbling twat.
Luria: Isn't he?
(Did you know if your sim doesn't have a good enough relationship with their kid when someone makes fun of them, they agree? Because they do.)
Luria: Oh...I mean...How could you say such heinous things about my offspring?!
Cristal: Talk to the hand, bitch
Cristal: It's okay, Scarlytt, we still have each other. And wine. But not for you. I'm a good mother.
Cristal: My daughter's hair may float several inches above her head but I still love her.
Cristal: *snore*
Coffee table: Bitch I'm trying to sleep here stfu
Jumba: It's alright, I still have you, beautiful ice cream.
Cristal: WHY AM I THE ONE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH YOU'RE THE CHEATER HERE
Jimba Jumba: You are the one who retired to the sofa while I was still awake!
Jumba: ;-;
Nala: Lick. Mah. Pussy.
...You are a pussy.
Nala: Exactly! Now seriously please get someone over here to clean me.
So many sparklies!
Ros: Why did she get pants and I didn't? -.-
Nic: Never did I ever want to see my sister in underwear.
I'm going to regret giving her the unstable trait.
I haven't heard a single good thing about it.
Your sisters are all dressed up and pretty and you're wearing a puffy shirt and suspenders?
Nic: Simplicity is far nicer.
And here's Scarlytt.
In a cute widdle outfit boxfit.
Ros: Greetings. Do you possess anything pink?
Ros: ^-^
Ame: *-*
Nic: Ah, gaze upon the beautiful curves of thine ice cream.
Peek-a-boo was a lot cuter in TS2.
Everything was a lot cuter in TS2.
Toddlers could hug each other for goodness sake.
I'm not sure how you're seeing anything but I see you peeking there, Nic.
Nic: It's called PEEK-a-boo for a reason.
Ros...You're ugly enough without making that face. Especially while in a bunny outfit.
Ame: Do not be speaking poorly of my sister, peasant.
Peasant? I CONTROL EVERYTHING YOU DO.
Ame: Thou art a peasant.
You've been children for like three hours?...
Fwooooooooooooom!
*ding*
*cricket*
*tumbleweed*
*hurricane*
*cricket*
Ame: It's snowing!
Yes, yes it is.
Have mercy on my not-amazing GPU's soul I only have 1GB now dear god
Hi I like to share things I think look spiffy, at the expense of your bandwidth.
Y....you slept with the man and -had his children-
If sims are this oblivious in TS4 I swear
...
I will continue to make fun of them for it.
Yeah that's about it.
What the fuck did Jumba ever do to you Ros?
Ros: I may be willing to hate you slightly less if you were to procure me a canine.
...I made a dog, not another one of EA's poorly textured objects, game.
That's better.
This is Elizabeth.
Eliza: That's Queen Elizabeth to you, peasant.
...Not another one. ;-;
Nala: What the fuck is this thing it smells terrible
Eliza: I will have you know, boorish feline, that I am bathed only in the finest of soaps.
Eliza: What is this tiny humanoid beast doing to me? I will not be manhandled!
Ros: I love it! It's eminently precious!
Eliza: Pardon me, I am not an it, and I will not be handled in such a manner.
Nala: This squirrel. I vow to end its life.
Actually, you're going back inside. I'm tired of you resetting outside of the house where you can't get back in.
Nala: ..You'll pay for this.
Eliza: Ah, a throne befitting a queen.
Eliza: This...is far better!
Byebye pretty snow!
Now only if real snow went away this quickly.
(fuck snow)
There couldn't be anything behind that ball. No way.
Eliza: Hello peasants! Catch! No? Then pardon me, you lackadaisy.
Cristal st -
CRISTAL STAHP I THINK YOU BROKE YOUR LIP
AND YOUR EYELASHES
Cristal: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
I....uh. May have moved this here to pull the patterns off it and....forgotten it was there.....
Why are you painting when you could...
...be outside, playing with your siblings?
Or the cat. She looks pretty desolate.
Nala: Don't you dare coax those beasts anywhere near me.
Even dad's in on the outdoors fun!
Ros: ...I am most certainly not coming now.
Just so you know, the entire point of the unstable trait is:
Breathe into a paper bag within 4 hours, or
This happens.
Now that I've learned this,
I swapped the trait for "Night Owl."
Come on stop doing that with your face, Eliza.
Thank you.
Eliza: Are you calling me ugly?
...Only when you do that thing with your face textures!
Eliza: OFF WITH HER HEAD!
Alright, I'm pretty sure it's still pedophilia to look up a kid's skirt even if you're a cat, Nala.
Nala: ... I'm not trying to look up her skirt.
If you say so.
Are your everyday outfits not princess-y enough for you? They even hide your ugly socks.
I'd be peeing myself in terror, too, Ros.
Ame: Hail the queens of the realm.
Ros: Sister, we agreed that I was the queen of the realm, and you the princess.
Ame: Hail the fair princess of the realm who far outstrips the queen!
Ros: You little...
Ros: Watch as I insert my hand into glass without a single injury! Who art the queen now?!
I threw together an outdoor area because it looked lame with the treehouse by itself.
Okay I know chickens move weirdly but they don't jerk into positions quite like that, EA.
This is your chance! Dump something on them, Nic!
Nic: That is highly ungentlemanly.
Dear god you guys are no fun.
Dew: Hi we still exist.
Hi!
Bye!
Nic: Greetings, loyal subjects! I am here today to inform you all of the tyranny that is our SimGod.
Ros: Do not listen to our brother, he is simply trying to spout conspiracies. Cake for all!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
100 CHICKEN-SIZED HORSES
They would be SO CUTE
And I could paint them pastel colors and sell them to bronies!
Cristal: I have no clue where this came from, but it is beautiful and I like it.
Moonrise: Hi I'm the moonrise and I'm fucking gorgeous
Jumba: D...do you enjoy the gazebo I built?
Cristal: You built this? Are you sure it wasn't SimGod?
Jumba: No, no, it was certainly my idea.
Cristal: I love it!
Jumba: *worries about relationship*
Cristal: I'm not forgiving you just because you built a pretty gazebo.
Ahem. SimGod built a pretty gazebo*
Jumba: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why are we all standing around looking sad an -
DEWBRO NO DDDDDDD:
Okay guys I really don't think Dew cares that his friends are getting old and dying
because uh
HE'S DEAD NOW
Maybe he'd actually appreciate the company. Go die, townies.
... What do you even call the other world sims in TS3? Townies is a TS2 thing.
Dew: I'm going to be reunited with my one true love! HURRY GRIMMY! I HAVE GHOST SEX TO GET TO!
This is a record for lowest mood meter I've ever achieved.
Cristal: Fuck you.
That...is not how you hold a juice box cylinder box(?)
Snow + fence shadow = ASDFGHJKL;
Looks like nobody's having fun today. Not even the dog.
Nala: Why didn't I ever con them into feeding me gourmet food before? I like this dog!
Awwww, look who's imitating her great-grandpa Ru!
Okay, I get what you were trying to do, EA.
I think.
But you just made a jacket that makes its wearers look like they're wearing the jacket of a buff gorilla.
Who's a sexy babe?
Cristal's a sexy babe.
And cold, but that's not my point.
SNOW
WATER
TOO PRETTY
DYING
Why are you......green?
That's great and all but she DID SPEND THREE DAYS IN THE WOMB OF SAID CELEBRITY.
Ame: Mother! Look what I can do!
Luria: Wonderful! I have no clue whatsoever what that highly improper move was, but you go, offspring!
Scarlytt: I gon' be big kid!
(Literally every kid has gotten a script error every time they leveled grew up I'm confused and mildly worried)
(Who's been playing too much FFXIV? Me.)
But here's Scarlytt she's adorable. :3
There is no need to do this to pets with no last name, game.
Pets aren't supposed to have last names what is wrong with you
It's not a generation without a pervy shower picture.
Cristal: *sigh*
Scar: Mom? I know you've been to the future and everything so...Can I have a robot? Pretty please?
Cristal: Anything for my perfect little girl <333333
Your motherly-ness is sickening.
Ros: You're destroying the beauty of our room with your harlot red zebra print.
Scar: You're destroying my sanity with your stupid words.
Wednesday: *triplets age into children*
Thursday: Snow day
Friday: Snow day
Weekend: ...Weekend
Monday: Snowflake day
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THEM GOOD GRADES NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT