The Clox Legacy 4.4
Cristal: Hi, I'm pregnant and cute in case you haven't noticed.
Poof! Toddlers!
Your cuteness is on hold for now, Cristal!
Cristal: But...but I'm pregnant! You love baby bumps!
BUT TODDLERS!
...Ros is kind of horrifying but still.
Toddler cutes!
Yes I just reposted last update's baby info but it's not like they have new traits.
(The toddlers are in the same order above)
Cristal: Hello! I still have absolutely no idea where you came from, but you're my adorable step-daughter and I love you!
Ros: *sneeze*
Cristal: ...euch
Nala: Gotta keep myself in shape. Don't want to break a hip.
This lady has shown up on the lot twice
she doesn't know anyone
and she stands outside for 12+ hours
trying to give my sims massages with the massage table
SHE DOES NOTHING ELSE I THINK SHE HAS A PROBLEM
It's too early in the morning to set the house on fire.
Jupiter: It's never too early to have some fun!
...So you're going to set the house on fire?
Jupiter: Of course not! My grandbabies are in here! #goodgranny
Jumba: It is in fact far too early in the morning for being cognizant.
(I learn a lot of new words using thesaurus for Jumba.)
Also JESUS FUCK WHY IS YOUR CHEST SO DETAILED JUMBA WTF
Amelie: haaaaaaai blummphloo
Dew: Who's the most precious little grandchild ever to exist?!
She's been alive for four days, Dew, don't start picking favorites yet.
Amelie: Umphyu balooyoo KITTY
I don't see a c -
Nala: The small human beasts are invading the house again. I thought I was free.
Amelie: KITTY!
Jupiter: Please stop crying, son, you're contaminating my food.
Jumba: But our beautiful snake has passed on!
Jupiter: ...So it's the dead snake contaminating my food. Clean that out right now.
Jumba: ...
Amelie: Eruandku.
Tummy bump appreciation #2
Cristal: :3
Jupiter: #watchinmygrandbabyshit #proudgranny
Ros: *slurp* zoboomafoo
Ros: ZOMBBSEU DRUGS
Amelie: Ydnckiaj
Amelie: OJDNNU DRUGS
Nic: I'm so not touching that milk
Seriously what the fuck did you guys put in the milk
Ros: *inconspicuously disappears for three hours*
Cristal: TOO. MANY. BABIES.
You haven't even had yours yet.
Cristal: TOO MANY.
Did they slip you the same stuff that was in the milk?
How hard is it to close your eyes when you sleep?
Nala: If I close my eyes, I can't watch for incoming toddlers. I don't want to end up like the cat in that pose everyone's complaining about now.
...Makes sense.
JUPITER WAIT
I NEED YOU
THE TODDLERS NEED TO LEARN SHIT
I NEED TO SLAVE DRIVE YOU SOME MORE NOOOOO
Cristal: Finally. I hated that hoe.
You had -5 relationship for goodness sake
Jupiter: Please please let me post just one more twitter update!
Grimmy: No.
Aww Dew no :(
Jumba: Father it'll be alright.
Dew: Nothing will ever be alright again! The love of my life is gone!
Jumba: You shall be with her again someday, and frolick merrily through the freezerbunnies.
Dew: Okay...
Jumba: Hello in there small one! We cannot wait to welcome you into the chaos that is our household!
Cravings that bad you have to spend two hours programming a new recipe?
Cristal: Yes.
...Isn't that cannibalism? You're a mermaid.
Cristal: ...What do you think mermaids eat?
...kelp?
Cristal: Maybe vegetarian mermaids. Is it cannibalism to eat a cow?
Cristal: GOD DAMMIT YOU MADE ME GO INTO LABOR WITH YOUR ACCUSATIONS OF CANNIBALISM
Your labor would be less painful if you would get your hand out of your uterus.
Jumba: Oh woe is me, how will this child be raised with no grandmother to show it the ropes?
Cristal: Oh woe is me, how will this child be raised IF IT ONLY HAD A MOTHER OH THE HORROR. THOSE THINGS KNOW NOTHING.
Cristal: I made this! It is the most beautiful thing ever to exist!
Cristal: I love it so much I think my heart may explode! I shall name her Scarlytt!
More cute less bad animations please
Cristal: This toilet is disgusting. It's absolutely spotless.
Cristal: Bonehilda I summon thee with the power of this horribly textured wand key thing!
Dew: Retiring does not make up for the fact that my wife is dead.
NO DON'T DIE NOW
Oh thank god.
By the way never have someone retire at 5am everyone in the house wakes up to congratulate them.
House: Hello yes I am house I am pretty thank you
Sky: Hello yes I am sky I am prettier thank you
Guess who gets to share a room with the baby!
...Dew, don't you feel odd sleeping in a completely pink room?
Dew: ...I've slept in a completely pink room for decades.
Dew: ...
Dew: ...But now I don't have my Jupiter. :(
Dew: S0 how th wthr there
Lilo: Dad. We live in the same city.
Hello random new kitchen entrance.
I needed a change.
Alright, soldiers.
You've all been assigned miniature humans.
ROLL OUT AND EDUMACATE.
Jumba: Verbosity!
Amelie: Vebnoblibly?
Cristal: Stepmother!
Ros: No.
Dew: Jupiter!
Nic: Juptinur!
I'm sure you have a great view of the TV...
...from behind the couch.
gg.
Nic: Dada!
Ros: No.
Amelie: Wee!
...
Nic you're the son of a celebrity nobody gives a shit if you become friends with the same one
All the rain gave way to PRETTY FOG ASDFGHJKL;
Lava lamp: *weird grey moon goop* *weird green vomit goop* *pretty purple goop*
Cristal: What? Someone here has to work, and I want to go places.
It's ritual toddler crack time!
CRISTAL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
IS THIS A MIDLIFE CRISIS
WHAT
I'M SCARED
Cristal: What are you talking about? I'm totally fine.
Phew -
NO YOU ARE NOT
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BOOBS
Jumba: Rawr the villainous grapnel is coming for thee!
Jumba: My lilliputian airplane!
Amelie: Fathurr. I no time for yor frivolighties.
Jumba: She attempted to say frivolity! That's my girl!
Jumba: I prefer you most, however. You are my handsome son.
DAT FOG HNNNNNNNG
Cristal: Who's the marshmallow roasting queen now?!
Jumba: .... :(
Are you sure it's safe to roast that?
Dew: No.
Then why are you doing it?
Dew: Why not?
Cristal: Who's the most beautiful, tiny-footed crotchfruit ever? <3
Cristal: You are!
So now we're giving crack to the baby, too?
Cristal: I would never!
...Coffee...A fez...weird outfit...
...Eleventh doctor on coffee break?
Men's night out!
Jumba: *cricket*
Dew: *cricket*
Jumba: *sip*
Dew: *cricket*
Dew: *sip*
Jumba: *cricket*
By the way this lot is simple but gorgeous.
The Hive by lexylu
Jumba: Ah, the music is quite enjoyable. Far more enjoyable than crying infants.
HI MISTER PANDA BU -
aurora!
brb dying of pretty
DEW WHAT ARE YOU DOI -
GUYS
STOP
PLEASE
Hilda could you work on fixing other things
Hilda: ...Nothing else is broken.
My brain is. I need mind bleach. I can't unsee all the weird renders this update.
Hilda: I'm glad I don't have eyes, then.
...Is that really something to wear to work? You work in politics.
Cristal: I'm a podium polisher. Nobody will notice me until I have a short skirt on when I'm bending to polish things.
...Could you please at least remove those horrific shoes?
Cristal: No.
Hello sexy new plate replacement!
Hello sexy new fence!
Hello Cri - is that my livejournal WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Cristal: Well you see I hacked into the real internet because the siminet was boring and I googled myself an - WHAT?
Cristal: WHY DID I NEVER REALIZE
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Cristal: YOU LET ME BE THE OBLIVIOUS ONE I HATE YOU
;-;
Cristal: JUMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M COMING FOR YOU