Weddings, mine and my damn cousin's
Hey guys!
I just wanted to update you on my wedding plans and bitch about my cousin's wedding!
Jenny has decided to get married in March, the first Sunday. Damn I'm having a Sunday wedding....I can live with that similarity. Then I decided and booked the Hampton Inn for my wedding and reception! Damn, Jenny did too!!! Then I decided on centerpieces, mirrors on the tables and some tables with floating candles. Damn, Jenny did too!!! Then I picked out an archway, candlebras, and a unity candle holder....damn, Jenny did too!! Luckily, she got confused and picked the wrong arch and such!!! But, she is having her archway decorated the same damn was as mine!! What a bitch! She's trying to get a dj, what the fuck! I'm having a dj, she tried to get mine, but I lied and told her I didn't know who I was going to ask! So, she is having the same flowers as me!! Roses and daisies! So, basically, my wedding is going to end up looking EXACTLY like hers bc she FUCKING COPIED ME!!! I'm very pissed if you can't tell. SO now I have two options:
1. Suck it up and have my wedding look like hers
2. Replan my WHOLE wedding. However, this is NOT feasable, bc I have too much going on with work, school, and my HPRM society to devote the needed time in order to redo my whole wedding.
I vote we knock my (pregnant) cousin out and hold her hostage on her wedding day, so no one has to see that she copied my wedding and then think it was the other way around!!!!
I just wanted to update you on my wedding plans and bitch about my cousin's wedding!
Jenny has decided to get married in March, the first Sunday. Damn I'm having a Sunday wedding....I can live with that similarity. Then I decided and booked the Hampton Inn for my wedding and reception! Damn, Jenny did too!!! Then I decided on centerpieces, mirrors on the tables and some tables with floating candles. Damn, Jenny did too!!! Then I picked out an archway, candlebras, and a unity candle holder....damn, Jenny did too!! Luckily, she got confused and picked the wrong arch and such!!! But, she is having her archway decorated the same damn was as mine!! What a bitch! She's trying to get a dj, what the fuck! I'm having a dj, she tried to get mine, but I lied and told her I didn't know who I was going to ask! So, she is having the same flowers as me!! Roses and daisies! So, basically, my wedding is going to end up looking EXACTLY like hers bc she FUCKING COPIED ME!!! I'm very pissed if you can't tell. SO now I have two options:
1. Suck it up and have my wedding look like hers
2. Replan my WHOLE wedding. However, this is NOT feasable, bc I have too much going on with work, school, and my HPRM society to devote the needed time in order to redo my whole wedding.
I vote we knock my (pregnant) cousin out and hold her hostage on her wedding day, so no one has to see that she copied my wedding and then think it was the other way around!!!!