LOLcat Bible + laundryful weekend

Dec 14, 2008 21:26

*sigh* this weekend has been so unproductive aside from doing laundry. i intended to try to get through some photos since i know i`m going to come back with 1,000+ from Aussie/NZ, but bleh... didn`t even touch them. i did get 3 loads of laundry done, though... >_>; that`s important since i wont have time to do any laundry between now and when i leave for Aussie... i meant to clean up the apartment too, urgh. -_-;

maybe some of you remember my post about the church lady that i met at AEON a while ago... it`s been a while since i last had any contact with her, but she called me yesterday saying that she had some stuff in English that she didn`t understand and she`d like my help translating... D; i agreed to meet her today, which i did, and it turns out that what she had a list of the books of the bible in English and wanted to know how to pronounce them all.... :`x she soooo would have been SOL had i not been been dragged to church for most of my life and been a bible drill wiz back in the day lol... but what i found weird was that in her list of book names of the old and new testaments were several books that i have never heard of before in addition to the ones i know. >.>; i wonder what kind of bible her church uses.... not like i really care i guess, but i found that interesting for some reason. :x

but speaking of the bible....!

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Genisis 1: 1~10

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

i would so buy and read this bible if it ever gets published into an actual Bible. xD SUPPORT THE LOLcat BIBLE BY SPREADING WORD ABOUT IT SO THAT IT WILL GET PUBLISHED ONE DAY.

that is all.

stuff, lulz

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