Thanks, Lindsay!
Johnpatrick Kelsey Marr's Aliases
Your movie star name: Apple Duckie
Your fashion designer name is Johnpatrick Oslo
Your socialite name is JaJa Boston
Your fly girl / guy name is J Mar
Your detective name is Badger Stonybrook
Your barfly name is Salsa Whiskey
Your soap opera name is Kelsey Poplar
Your rock star name is Haribo Life
Your star wars name is Johhon Marrob
Your punk rock band name is The Resigned Spork
The Amazing Meganame Generator
... and also kudos to whatever shut-in designed this meme. You made my day, sir. I might actually update for a change later tonight... I think it would be therapeutic.