T'was the Night Before Christmas......

Dec 24, 2004 23:10

And people were all over my beautiful house!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a trap they were cleaning because they were doing a holiday celebration here. Ugh I hate people touching my stuff, making noise, using my bathroom, trying to pet me and they were all here in full force almost six people. Fufu didnt make it I guess his mommy left him home even though she was here. They bring flowers like its an apology to me for intruding my space, eating my food, distracting my mommydaddy from me. I should have known that this was what they were up to. We didnt even see it coming. Leftover got trapped under the dining room table by the humans and was very scared and calling out for help. I couldnt help him because my daddy was holding me and murphy had already snuck upstairs. So leftover made a very brave call running past everyone not looking back and booking upstairs to his safe haven under the bed. We would not see him until hours later when he got hungry and wanted to see the wreckage of the house and the yummy food after they had gone. So the things my Daddy bribed me to be good with tonight were the following. I had roastbeef, turkey,chicken, potato chips, and he tried to slip me a pickle and I spit it back in his eye. He was trying to be funny. He knows I dont like no pickles. They only stayed 3-4 hours which was 3-4 hours too many. I love my family but I dont want no family sharing my family. Especially how it worries poor leftover. Cats gonna have a heartattack someday hes so skittish, he worries me. The bonus food was good though and now I have enough food to have special chicken dinners for about one week which makes me happy. So all this cleaning to make house dirty by letting dirty humans inside then to re clean it? Nope, they are making a bigger mess by wrapping paper around boxes. I see stuff for Mommy, stuff for Daddy, stuff for other humans but no stuff for the Neetch. This makes the Neetch sad. The Neetch now knows Santa is coming tommorow and all the work thats been going on is for Christmas. I will sleep tonight because I was told to because Santa will not come. But I will sleep with one eye open for I shall catch this fat man in red suit if he should try to steal anything from me. Goodnight full of chicken doggy.
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