Clean Dog, Clean House, Clean People, Clean Minds
You know I'm a clean dog, by nature. Im very fuzzy and I like being kept clean. Sure I complain sometimes about it but who doesnt? Sometimes a bath or a haircut is a pain in the fuzzy rump. But the cleaning thats been going on in the last two days is strange suffice to say. I think they are going to be selling this house and leaving me and the kittys in the house. They keep shuffling us from room to room while they use a toothbrush and wipies and dusties to make the house more pretty. Its as very pretty house we have but to make it more gooder means something is definately up. Today I observed the following, dusting, wiping, brushing, scooping, vac.... hmmmm ummmm the machine u use on the rug? Yes, that's it I cant spell it. Back to list, washing, scrubbing, moving, and all sorts of other cleanings. This whole time we just get yelled at, dont touch this, dont jump on there, dont eat your brothers, etc. Why what did we do?This whole time they listen to the worst music. Ok I admit I like when my daddy listens to music sometimes his shows are funny or they make me move my butt my mommys stuff ehhh i dont like it so much. My daddy says she has worst taste in music he has ever seen and that she should stop liking 80's poppy or something. I dont know but it hurts my ears too. But this holiday stuff they listent o well that gets annoying fast. I hope this human santa gets here soon because Im tired of hearing who he's kissing, who he's run over and who's chimney he's coming down. Just get here already. Hmmmm Maybe they are cleaning for him? Thats possible, im going to do some research about this fat man in red suit I head so much about because they do claim he's coming to town and that he can see all sorts of things. If he really could he woulda have seen my brothers hacking my website and struck them down for it so maybe he not all that smart for a human. Night Santa, and in case you can see? I've been very good this year!!!