8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your love letters to me Yellow - Your toe ring Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name? A/B - My virginity C/D - The oil tank from your car E/F - Your neighbors dog G/H - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it I/J - Your left ear K/L - The results of that blood-sample M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X - Your sucide note Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name? A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass C/D - Always will remember the pep talks E/F -Never will forget that night G/H - Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard. I/J - Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Hate your cooking M/N - Want your brother instead of you O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet S/T - Always wanted to break your legs U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven’t showered in a month Y/Z - am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda - I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Water - I'm scratching my butt as you read this Cider- I have a passionate interest for mice Juice - You ruined my attempts at another world war. Snapple/Vitamin water - You should get that embarrassing rash checked out Tea - Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Beer - Thanks for the Cocaine Other - you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand - Warm tingly sensations Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard France - Love always Spain - With tears of sadness China - You make me sick Germany - Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - your everlasting enemy USA - Best of luck on the sex change Egypt - Kiss my butt England - Go drown yourself
White - Your love letters to me
Yellow - Your toe ring
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H - Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J - Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Want your brother instead of you
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z - am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda - I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water - I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider- I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice - You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water - You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Tea - Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer - Thanks for the Cocaine
Other - you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China - You make me sick
Germany - Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt - Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
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