Dear Mr X. Mad Lib
Dear Alma,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub outside of your office and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and our friendship is ruined.
Your everlasting enemy,
Carrie
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub outside of your office and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and our friendship is ruined.
Your everlasting enemy,
Carrie