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agoodword2004: May more health, prosperity, peace and joy ( Read more... )

"I only fuck so I can have a memory to jerk off to later."

- Patrice O'Neil

when you're writing you always feeling putting these trite little actions in for characters to do:

"he took a drag of his cigarette"
"she brushed her hair out of her face"

etc. after making efforts to remove them, i've realized that there really isn't much left after that.

Three voice renditions of Livejournal posts completed for your listening pleasure ( Read more... )

I find it extremely amusing when I see people wearing shirts that say "tool" on them, especially since it's often an accurate descriptor.

Hey fools.

I just had this awesome idea. I want to read some of your journal entries out loud and record it, then post the file in my own journal. Since I'm such a nice guy I'll only do this to willing participants.

Any volunteers?

i just said something that is potentially wise, so i will share it. me, re: strip clubs:

"everything is really expensive and all the women are phony vultures - it's like an exaggerated version of real life."

somewhere else, a phone rings. my conditioned response triggers. like the dog when you make the door knocking sound ( Read more... )

one of my greatest pleasures in life is in watching people, from all points on the political spectrum, flip out when i tell them i don't vote.