This morning, I got this month's issue of the Italian magazine "Series" in the mail and here's my horoscope:

You've got to cut this whole 'double sign' thing out! Stop it with perpetual mood swings. With feeling Simon & Simon today Starsky & Hutch tomorrow. [...] You're not a tv schedule. No, don't make that face. And don't ask yourself, 'What am ( Read more... )