the best article EVAH.
fuck, i didn't even know there were myths about shamrocks.
i have highlighted my favourite parts, but it's all beautiful writing.
Is the Irish Shamrock a Load of Blarney?
DUBLIN, Ireland - For one week a year, nursery owner Cecil Geddis is knee-deep in shamrocks, the delicate three-leafed plant that people the world over associate with Ireland and St. Patrick's Day.
"You have to move fast in this business. Nobody wants to buy a shamrock on March 18," said Geddis, whose nursery has produced 80,000 shamrock plants, most shipped out in cartons bearing leprechaun decorations and labeled: "Authentic shamrock - grown in Ireland."
While wearing a freshly cut shamrock is a fading tradition in Ireland, a few savvy growers and seed merchants are wooing foreign buyers and tourists with claims that the shamrock seeds and plants they offer are unique to the emerald isle.
"About 10 or 15 years ago, the source of shamrock seeds disappeared, because there was in fact only one source in the country, and the man died. He didn't pass it on to anybody else!" said Thomas Quearney, owner of a specialist Dublin seed importer, Mr. Middleton Garden Shop.
Quearney claims to have identified a new secret source for seeds that he soon will sell in packets of 100 for just under $5. "These grow genuine shamrocks. It's not clover at all," he said.
Botanists say that's a load of blarney.
"Shamrock only exists on St. Patrick's Day. Every other day of the year, it's just young clover," said botanist Charles Nelson, Ireland's leading shamrock expert.
He has identified four varieties of clover - in layman's terms: white, yellow, black and red - that Irish people label shamrock. Each, he says, thrives in the wilds and as garden weeds across the globe.
"There's two principal myths about shamrock: that it's unique to Ireland, and that it never flowers," Nelson said by telephone.
"But you can find it easily from Tasmania to North America to the mountains of South Africa. It's probably growing outside my front door," said Nelson, who's now vacationing on a volcanic island off the coast of Morocco.
According to legend, as St. Patrick spread Christianity through Ireland in the 5th century, he seized upon the three leaves of a clover to illustrate the concept of trinity - God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit - all springing from the same source.
Historians say the first written references to "shamrocks" as part of St. Patrick's Day celebrations don't appear until the early 18th century.
One traveling Protestant minister recorded in his diary in 1726: "This Plant (white clover) is worn by the People in their Hats upon the 17. Day of March yearly (which is called St. Patrick's Day.) it being a Current Tradition, that by this Three Leafed Grass, he emblematically set forth to them the Mystery of the Holy Trinity."
The name "shamrock" is actually an English transliteration from the original Gaelic name for young clover: "seamra" (pronounced "shom-ruh") for clover and "og" for young. In British royal symbols, the shamrock for centuries has symbolized Ireland, just as the rose denotes England and the thistle Scotland.
While people associate the three-leafed shamrock with Ireland, the Irish Republic's official symbol is the harp, which appears on Irish coins and government publications. However, Ireland's tourism board and national airline, Aer Lingus, use shamrocks as their symbols.
Today's shamrock sellers reportedly rely on imported clover seeds - if only because Ireland has no indigenous commercial seed producer for any plant. Reports that Ireland's shamrocks are produced by seeds from New Zealand or Canada have provoked politicians to demand that the government should somehow make the shamrock exclusively Irish.
That appears unlikely. At the Irish Seed Saver Association, a charity that protects about 650 varieties of apple trees, grains and potatoes, the future of the shamrock isn't even on the agenda.
"It's a nice notion, to believe in mythic plants," said Jill Newton, the seed bank coordinator. "But most of the clovers we have here are similar to much of Europe. They're hardly special or endangered."
Nor does she regret Ireland's modern disinterest in pinning sprigs of the plant to one's chest on St. Patrick's Day.
"I've never worn a shamrock. I wouldn't want to kill a plant just to wear it," she said. "It's one of saddest things we do, killing plants just to look at them."
WHERE DO I FUCKING START?! WHOEVER WROTE THIS ARTICLE WAS TAKING THE PISS.
i would comment, but i can't stop laughing. i'm sorry.
first, the source of the shamrock: one man.
my heart lurches.
THEN, i find out that HE DIED. HE FUCKING DIED.
how inconsiderate.
my heart BREAKS.
THEN, i find out that another man discovered a secret source, and now sells packs of 100 for $5 OR LESS. my heart rejoices!!! ♥ ♥
second, can a shamrock have a "future"? because it isn't even on the agenda of jill newton, and she is a seed bank coordinator. THE FUTURE OF THE SHAMROCK (aka THE ELUSIVE CLOVER) ISN'T EVEN ON THE FUCKING AGENDA. Fuck you, Jill. Fuck. you.
third, i, too, have demanded that the shamrock be exclusively irish! what is all this bullshit about the shamrock coming from CANADA? CANADA? canucks are dirty, foul people, and their ways should not soil the shamrock, i say! let us march together in protest!
and i'll tell you what: i wouldn't want to kill a plant just to wear it, either. i used to cut down all kinds of plants and stuff them down my pants, or make t-shirts out of them, but i realized the errors of my ways eventually. and it was then that i knew i could never love the jolly green giant, who MUTILATES GREEN BEANS JUST FOR KICKS. ALL OF YOU CLOVER KILLERS AND GREEN BEAN LOVERS- you can go to H-E-DOUBLEHOCKEYSTICKS. (how much you wanna bet that Jill was wearing cotton? UNLESS YOU WERE WEARING POLYESTER, JILL, YOU TOO ARE A MURDERER OF PLANTS. seed bank coordinator my ass.)
finally, at the end of the day, you gotta face reality, people. you gotta move fast when you're pushin' the ol' shamrock. because on march 18th, nobody wants yesterday's news shamrock.
and that's a damn shame.
i have highlighted my favourite parts, but it's all beautiful writing.
Is the Irish Shamrock a Load of Blarney?
DUBLIN, Ireland - For one week a year, nursery owner Cecil Geddis is knee-deep in shamrocks, the delicate three-leafed plant that people the world over associate with Ireland and St. Patrick's Day.
"You have to move fast in this business. Nobody wants to buy a shamrock on March 18," said Geddis, whose nursery has produced 80,000 shamrock plants, most shipped out in cartons bearing leprechaun decorations and labeled: "Authentic shamrock - grown in Ireland."
While wearing a freshly cut shamrock is a fading tradition in Ireland, a few savvy growers and seed merchants are wooing foreign buyers and tourists with claims that the shamrock seeds and plants they offer are unique to the emerald isle.
"About 10 or 15 years ago, the source of shamrock seeds disappeared, because there was in fact only one source in the country, and the man died. He didn't pass it on to anybody else!" said Thomas Quearney, owner of a specialist Dublin seed importer, Mr. Middleton Garden Shop.
Quearney claims to have identified a new secret source for seeds that he soon will sell in packets of 100 for just under $5. "These grow genuine shamrocks. It's not clover at all," he said.
Botanists say that's a load of blarney.
"Shamrock only exists on St. Patrick's Day. Every other day of the year, it's just young clover," said botanist Charles Nelson, Ireland's leading shamrock expert.
He has identified four varieties of clover - in layman's terms: white, yellow, black and red - that Irish people label shamrock. Each, he says, thrives in the wilds and as garden weeds across the globe.
"There's two principal myths about shamrock: that it's unique to Ireland, and that it never flowers," Nelson said by telephone.
"But you can find it easily from Tasmania to North America to the mountains of South Africa. It's probably growing outside my front door," said Nelson, who's now vacationing on a volcanic island off the coast of Morocco.
According to legend, as St. Patrick spread Christianity through Ireland in the 5th century, he seized upon the three leaves of a clover to illustrate the concept of trinity - God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit - all springing from the same source.
Historians say the first written references to "shamrocks" as part of St. Patrick's Day celebrations don't appear until the early 18th century.
One traveling Protestant minister recorded in his diary in 1726: "This Plant (white clover) is worn by the People in their Hats upon the 17. Day of March yearly (which is called St. Patrick's Day.) it being a Current Tradition, that by this Three Leafed Grass, he emblematically set forth to them the Mystery of the Holy Trinity."
The name "shamrock" is actually an English transliteration from the original Gaelic name for young clover: "seamra" (pronounced "shom-ruh") for clover and "og" for young. In British royal symbols, the shamrock for centuries has symbolized Ireland, just as the rose denotes England and the thistle Scotland.
While people associate the three-leafed shamrock with Ireland, the Irish Republic's official symbol is the harp, which appears on Irish coins and government publications. However, Ireland's tourism board and national airline, Aer Lingus, use shamrocks as their symbols.
Today's shamrock sellers reportedly rely on imported clover seeds - if only because Ireland has no indigenous commercial seed producer for any plant. Reports that Ireland's shamrocks are produced by seeds from New Zealand or Canada have provoked politicians to demand that the government should somehow make the shamrock exclusively Irish.
That appears unlikely. At the Irish Seed Saver Association, a charity that protects about 650 varieties of apple trees, grains and potatoes, the future of the shamrock isn't even on the agenda.
"It's a nice notion, to believe in mythic plants," said Jill Newton, the seed bank coordinator. "But most of the clovers we have here are similar to much of Europe. They're hardly special or endangered."
Nor does she regret Ireland's modern disinterest in pinning sprigs of the plant to one's chest on St. Patrick's Day.
"I've never worn a shamrock. I wouldn't want to kill a plant just to wear it," she said. "It's one of saddest things we do, killing plants just to look at them."
WHERE DO I FUCKING START?! WHOEVER WROTE THIS ARTICLE WAS TAKING THE PISS.
i would comment, but i can't stop laughing. i'm sorry.
first, the source of the shamrock: one man.
my heart lurches.
THEN, i find out that HE DIED. HE FUCKING DIED.
how inconsiderate.
my heart BREAKS.
THEN, i find out that another man discovered a secret source, and now sells packs of 100 for $5 OR LESS. my heart rejoices!!! ♥ ♥
second, can a shamrock have a "future"? because it isn't even on the agenda of jill newton, and she is a seed bank coordinator. THE FUTURE OF THE SHAMROCK (aka THE ELUSIVE CLOVER) ISN'T EVEN ON THE FUCKING AGENDA. Fuck you, Jill. Fuck. you.
third, i, too, have demanded that the shamrock be exclusively irish! what is all this bullshit about the shamrock coming from CANADA? CANADA? canucks are dirty, foul people, and their ways should not soil the shamrock, i say! let us march together in protest!
and i'll tell you what: i wouldn't want to kill a plant just to wear it, either. i used to cut down all kinds of plants and stuff them down my pants, or make t-shirts out of them, but i realized the errors of my ways eventually. and it was then that i knew i could never love the jolly green giant, who MUTILATES GREEN BEANS JUST FOR KICKS. ALL OF YOU CLOVER KILLERS AND GREEN BEAN LOVERS- you can go to H-E-DOUBLEHOCKEYSTICKS. (how much you wanna bet that Jill was wearing cotton? UNLESS YOU WERE WEARING POLYESTER, JILL, YOU TOO ARE A MURDERER OF PLANTS. seed bank coordinator my ass.)
finally, at the end of the day, you gotta face reality, people. you gotta move fast when you're pushin' the ol' shamrock. because on march 18th, nobody wants yesterday's news shamrock.
and that's a damn shame.