Oh I see how it is. I do three consecutive posts about attractive people (admittedly one of them was a woman and we all know they smell funny) but instead everyone's interested in the one about Alfie Allen. Who isn't. Well I'm sorry, but I'm not ready to change my blogging policy to feature the facially-challenged more prominently. Except when I'm ( Read more... )

Dave C recently moved to a new flat, practically up the road from me, and on Monday night he invited me round for dinner. At this point I'd like to say, for the benefit of Newly-Bearded Alex if he happens to be reading, that "dinner" is not some kind of secret codeword that means "we are having a torrid affair that we're not telling you about." ( ( Read more... )