Oh, Danny boy...
[an email from Nichols to Ross. Seriously.]
To: daniel.ross@nypd.nyc.gov
From: z.nichols@nypd.nyc.gov
Subject: STAT, ASAP, and any other important sounding acronyms - having a personal crisis here
Did you know that Det. Logan has apparently had relations - and I use that term very seriously - with just about anything with legs in this city? To include ( Read more... )
To: daniel.ross@nypd.nyc.gov
From: z.nichols@nypd.nyc.gov
Subject: STAT, ASAP, and any other important sounding acronyms - having a personal crisis here
Did you know that Det. Logan has apparently had relations - and I use that term very seriously - with just about anything with legs in this city? To include ( Read more... )
FROM: daniel.ross@nypd.nyc.gov
Re: your misuse of government time and resources
I'm going to ignore the fact that you're using your work email for personal business and address this as quickly as possible.
1. You did WHAT to Wheeler?!
2. I'm not HIRING you a GIRLFRIEND.
3. You want to take SKODA on a date?
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From: z.nichols@nypd.nyc.gov
Re:Re: Like you don't watch youtube videos in your office.
I would text you, but I had a lot to say. And I would just come to your office to harass you about these issues, but considering that Logan also works here just furthers my personal crisis. Yes. So, this is not a misuse of government time and resources. kthx.
1. NOTHING. You misunderstood. I knew I should've copied Skoda.
2. Why not? You've got Rodgers. It's only fair, bossy-boots.
3. FOR COUNSELING. He charges a fee, which is food, at a restaurant. Seriously. You've met him. This isn't knew.
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Your penchant for being a drama queen is something I haven't missed.
1. Go ahead. He'd have a field day.
2. I didn't HIRE her.
3. Right.
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1. I understand Skoda's system quite well.
2. Does the phrase "conflict of interest" mean anything to you?
4. See #3.
5. ..........I don't...even want...to know....
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