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I love puns. It's a low form of humor, but when you can use them quickly and easily, it's an excellent skill to harness. My boss is quite apt at such deliveries.
At work we have this stuff called "Danish Oil", which is a type of furniture restorer.
Me: "What's this Danish oil? Polish?"
My Boss: "No, it's Danish!"
On a side note, I'll include my co-worker Steve's witticism regarding the ambiguous ages of scantily clad teenagers:
Steve: "Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred."
At work we have this stuff called "Danish Oil", which is a type of furniture restorer.
Me: "What's this Danish oil? Polish?"
My Boss: "No, it's Danish!"
On a side note, I'll include my co-worker Steve's witticism regarding the ambiguous ages of scantily clad teenagers:
Steve: "Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred."